![]() Comfort Eagle (2002) [ larger cover art ] |
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
I want a girl who gets up early (Gets up early)
I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late)
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (Uninterrupted)
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (Smooth liquidation)
I want a girl with good dividends (Good dividends)
At Citibank we will meet accidentally (Meet accidentally)
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
| zenhead (Maine) | Posted: May 14, 2013 - 09:12 love this song. does "long jacket" refer to an extensive police record?l |
| msymmes (Toronto, CA) | Posted: Dec 08, 2012 - 14:24 This is hilarious. ![]() |
| Kanuffen (Trelleborg, Sverige) | Posted: Nov 07, 2012 - 05:27 For the sake of humanity, can we be spared of this juvenile, wanna-be poet's corner dribble!! |
| richlister | Posted: Nov 07, 2012 - 05:27 Fur coat, no knickers. And let's hope, the cuffs match the collar. |
| impediguy | Posted: Oct 06, 2012 - 20:23 sirdroseph wrote: Cake has worn thin for me over the years, however they are good live.
I first discovered Cake live, before they "made it". That show, however, soured me on them since: perky tunes accommodating inappropriate, cynicism, emotives, and expression. Nevertheless, I still find their tunes to be catchy, and yet a sense of (my own) humor in them. |
| lily34 (lexvegas) | Posted: Sep 05, 2012 - 07:01 sirdroseph wrote: Cake has worn thin for me over the years, however they are good live. sigh...one day i will get to see them live. |
| aelfheld | Posted: Sep 05, 2012 - 07:00 mrtuba9 wrote: "She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron" I don't think I want that girl... There's a back seat in a Chrysler LeBaron. |
| TyhSho | Posted: Aug 04, 2012 - 19:47 Great Beat that Makes you wanna Move. For Me that is the way I enjoy Life! Just Relax and have a Good Time.. |
| graywolf (The Undertow) | Posted: Jul 04, 2012 - 09:09 Deadpan funny with infectious groove - gotta like it |
| Rockit (Ottawa ON) | Posted: Jul 04, 2012 - 09:09 Enough Cake already....Play some Humble Pie! |
| rdo (DC) | Posted: Jun 02, 2012 - 12:48 PSD |
| Stingray | Posted: Jun 02, 2012 - 12:47 I dunno... |
| martinc (Ottawa Canada) | Posted: Feb 28, 2012 - 09:32 Love a good guitar lick. This has it! |
| mrtuba9 (most likely near Normal) | Posted: Feb 28, 2012 - 09:32 "She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron" I don't think I want that girl... |
| Orodrigues (Resende (RJ), Brazil) | Posted: Nov 25, 2011 - 05:22 Sweet Jane... (a little bit faster). |
| Cynaera (In a hammock under my own vine and fig tree.) | Posted: Oct 24, 2011 - 14:56 Hodgie wrote: Just an entertaining song. The lyrics are so deadpan-funny. So...she borrowed your pen after you two met accidentally at Citibank? Fascinating. A minor event, for certain, but part of the story of a girl "with good dividends and a smooth liquidation"...amongst other things. Ohhhh -THANK YOU, Hodgie! Cake seems to get the same reaction as They Might Be Giants or Devo. Me? I love the hell outta them, because they're so deadpan. (I think they're flower-child/conspiracy-theorists, which definitely presents a whole new element to the listening experience...) |
| Hodgie (Dover, NH) | Posted: Aug 22, 2011 - 13:44 Just an entertaining song. The lyrics are so deadpan-funny. So...she borrowed your pen after you two met accidentally at Citibank? Fascinating. A minor event, for certain, but part of the story of a girl "with good dividends and a smooth liquidation"...amongst other things. |
| MiracleDrug (Earth) | Posted: Aug 22, 2011 - 13:39 the BEST Cake song... |
| toomanyollys (Bucks) | Posted: Jul 22, 2011 - 05:03 There are very few songs I can listen to more than once a day without tiring of them... but this is most certainly one of them ![]() |
| sirdroseph (Yes) | Posted: Jul 22, 2011 - 05:01 Cake has worn thin for me over the years, however they are good live. |
| myersei (Denver, CO) | Posted: May 19, 2011 - 21:40 seeing them in June! Can't wait!! |
| (former member) | Posted: Apr 18, 2011 - 09:06 h8rhater wrote: Especially when you are a joyless person, eh? So sayeth "h8rhater" ![]() |
| h8rhater | Posted: Apr 18, 2011 - 08:35 jhorton wrote: Cake is the f-ing worst bad that ever lived. Sometimes I am lucky enough to see that they are coming before the song even starts. You have to appreciate life's little joys. Especially when you are a joyless person, eh? |
| (former member) | Posted: Apr 18, 2011 - 08:26 I totally love the deadpan "yeah, we're ripping off Sweet Jane/Baba O'Reilly/Ain't Seen Nothin Yet" part of this. |
| Cynaera (South of Neanderthal) | Posted: Mar 17, 2011 - 21:07 I fear that anyone who's watched "Chuck" will forever associate this song with the show. I'm trying to separate myself from that mistake - Cake is a good band, with or without the television show. But dang - I can't help it, with this song... I perk up and remember a favorite scene from the show. And I had NO idea that Zachary Levi could sing, but he's quite good. In fact, the cast of "Chuck" seems to be a bunch of hidden talents. (Refer to my previous post about the episode "Africa.") I want a woman with a short skirt and a loooooooooong......jacket. Gee - wonder why? ![]() |
| ubuntourist (Brain-Washington) | Posted: Feb 14, 2011 - 12:27 trainer454 wrote: Love the video for this song .... You mean "Chuck" credits? Me to. (I find it so much better without the words.) |
| MojoJojo (Indianapolis, IN USA) | Posted: Feb 14, 2011 - 12:27 What a delicious coincidence! Someone brought cake to work. Just had some, and now this... |
| trainer454 (Edmonton, Alberta, EH?) | Posted: Jan 14, 2011 - 06:34 Love the video for this song .... |
| Byronape (Purgatory) | Posted: Jan 14, 2011 - 06:04 I love me some Cake. I've never heard a Cake song that I'd rate less then a 6. |
| BikeCoachDave (Columbia, Ky.) | Posted: Jan 14, 2011 - 06:04 ziggytrix wrote: How hard is it really, to direct your audience into a left versus right sing "nana nana nana" rounds? What fan could possibly resist? To all you Cake haters - what did fun ever to do you to make you hate it so? Not sure fun ever did anything mean to me, but I am definitely a hater. someone must have spiked my party punch with Cake Hateraide cause I cant shake this fever. |
| jessfine (exiled to Wisconsin) | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 19:23 Gotta admit - it's grown on me. Yeah, I like it. |
| plaice3 | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 19:17 Yowza!! ![]() |
| mandolin (...drifting...) | Posted: Oct 11, 2010 - 07:39 Art_Carnage wrote: ...hey, it's miranda!.. |
| ubuntourist (Washington, DC) | Posted: Sep 09, 2010 - 13:29 sandpebble wrote: Great song... and "Chuck" is a pretty cool show I just hope the show resolves the latest story arc ("Mom") before hanging up the Intersect for good. There seemed times when the show was brought back from death's doorstep only by virtue of fans complaining. (Also, I get tired of mixed comedy-action-romance shows that lose their humor over time. The thing that draws me to shows like Chuck often get taken away by the third season.) First time I've heard the song w/ words. ;-) |
| grignr | Posted: Aug 08, 2010 - 12:51 I think the girl in that short skirt and long jacket is named "Sweet Jane"... |
| purplespider (Portland, OR) | Posted: Aug 08, 2010 - 12:51 I LOVE Cake, but have to say that this tune is overplayed. How about something that doesn't get radio play, like Opera Singer, or Pretty Pink Ribbon? |
| Art_Carnage (DeepintheheartofTexas) | Posted: Jul 07, 2010 - 15:53 |
| Cynaera (South of Neanderthal) | Posted: Jun 05, 2010 - 19:41 sandpebble wrote: Great song... and "Chuck" is a pretty cool show Yvonne Strahowski - I catch myself trying to imitate her grin. Well, no way I'ma imitate her in a short, tight red dress, so the grin will have to do. But Chuck - to those who've never seen it, rent it on DVD. It's one of those shows that will ambush you with delight when you least expect it. My favorite moment was "Africa." Those who've seen the show will understand. Those who haven't will just have to watch it. And to this day, I can't listen to Toto's version of "Africa" without remembering the geek-version and its redemption in the end. Cake. Good. Especially with ice cream. ![]() |
| Cynaera (South of Neanderthal) | Posted: Jun 05, 2010 - 19:36 sandpebble wrote: Great song... and "Chuck" is a pretty cool show Agreed! I've been watching "Chuck" since its inception. It started out sorta dorky, but it's gotten darker, more intelligent, and even a little more unnerving. And I love this song as the theme. Geeky, fun, totally incomprehensible and absolutely wonderful. "Chuck" has been renewed for another season. (Ghost Whisperer, which I'd thought would be a no-brainer, was cancelled. Proof that the networks know absolutely NOTHING about anything other than the almighty dollar.) Um - okay. Back to the music. Cake flips my switches. I can't explain it. I hear a song by them and I either grit my teeth and try very hard not to write something scathing, or I just do the dancing-banana icon and go with it. Maybe that's why I love this band. There's no middle-ground for me, and that works. |
| acolt (Boston, MA) | Posted: Jun 05, 2010 - 19:32 ziggytrix wrote: To all you Cake haters - what did fun ever to do you to make you hate it so? I don't hate Cake. Cake is fine. This is just monotone though, and the music is annoyingly repetitive. But yes, Chuck is cool. So it gets an extra point for making me think of Yvonne Strahovski. |
| sandpebble (near Paradise) | Posted: Apr 03, 2010 - 10:15 Great song... and "Chuck" is a pretty cool show |
| flipfish (Cleveland, OH) | Posted: Dec 29, 2009 - 21:17 right on! ziggytrix wrote: How hard is it really, to direct your audience into a left versus right sing "nana nana nana" rounds? What fan could possibly resist? To all you Cake haters - what did fun ever to do you to make you hate it so? |
| gumbo73039 (Devon, England) | Posted: Nov 28, 2009 - 12:12 Yup, got the Kevin Ayers tone, nice one! Will we ever hear Fake Mexican Tourist Blues on RP? |
| ziggytrix (Dallas, TX) | Posted: Jul 25, 2009 - 11:04 How hard is it really, to direct your audience into a left versus right sing "nana nana nana" rounds? What fan could possibly resist? To all you Cake haters - what did fun ever to do you to make you hate it so? |
| fuh2 (salmon land) | Posted: Jul 25, 2009 - 11:00 SHort skirt |
| dedawson (You never know where you're going til you get there (currently, Thousand Oaks, Ca) | Posted: Jul 25, 2009 - 10:59 jools wrote: Make that Coldplay, delete Cake - who at least make you smile and bring a bit of humour to the proceedings of life. Unlike COLDPLAY and RADIOHEAD, both of which in our house are referred to as "Those Miserable Bas***ds". Ditto on the humor. Love these guys. |
| RadioDoc (Chicagoland) | Posted: Jun 23, 2009 - 16:46 vandal wrote: Sounds so lame |
| vandal (arriving somewhere, but not here. . .) | Posted: Jun 23, 2009 - 16:44 Sounds so lame wedged in between Patty Griffin's "Stay on the Ride" and Chicago's "I'm a Man" |
| Pieter (Sydney Australia) | Posted: Jun 23, 2009 - 16:41 She'd be even better bouncing on my Italian leather sofa. |
| holborne (New York) | Posted: Apr 21, 2009 - 07:13 Love this song so much. |






