There's a lady in a turban
In a cocaine tree
And she does a dance so rhythmically
She's a crying and a singing
Havin' a time
But don't that cocaine tree look fine
But you gotta put on your sailin shoes
Put on your sailin shoes
Everyone will start to cheer
When you put on your sailin shoes
Doctor, doctor, I feel so bad
This is the worst day I ever had
Have you this misery a very long time?
Well if you if, I'll lay it on the line
But you gotta put on your sailin shoes
Put on your sailin shoes
Everyone will hip hooray
When you put on your sailin shoes
Jedidah
He's got a dime
says he catches more fish every time
Well I've gotta line
If you've got a pole
Well I'll meet you at the fishing hole
But you gotta put on your sailin shoes
Put on your sailin shoes
Everyone will start to cheer
When you put on your sailin shoes
Said, everyone put on
Put on your sailin shoes
---
Hey, hey Julia, you're acting so peculiar
I know I'd never fool you in a million years
A horn section you resemble and your figure makes me tremble
And I sure would like to handle what's between your ears
And you're a temptation to a man
And I could not resist you and I won't if I can
You're so unexpected and whatever you injected
Made me feel how I felt when I sang
Hey, hey Julia you're acting so peculiar
I know I'd never fool you in a million years
You're a strain on my eyeses and you're full of surprises
Love materializes soon as you come near
There's a sensation you create
Robs me off my sleep and I've forgotten the date
My head started spinning soon as you started singing
And like a fish I just froze to the bait
Hey, hey Julia with your crazy sense of humor
You turn fact into rumor soon as you come near
A horn section you resemble and your figure makes me tremble
And I sure would like to handle what's between your ears
You're a temptation to a man
And I could not resist you and I won't if I can
You're so unexpected and whatever you injected
Made me feel how I felt when I sang
Julia, you're a danger just like giving sweets to strangers
And I think it's time I took you in hand
---
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Trying to keep her out of sight
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
When up pops the wife
I said, "I can't find nothing wrong with being friends
'Coz sometimes she lets me use the car"
She said,"If you can't find nothing wrong with your mind
You better, you better find something wrong with her, her"
So I began to try to explain
That it just wasn't, just wasn't what she thought
I'd better find something to do with my time
The fact is I've just been caught
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Trying to get away clean
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
When up pops the queen
Trying to double talk, get myself in trouble talk
Catching myself in lies, catch myself in lies
Mama just looked at me as if I was crazy
She didn't even bat an eye
So I began to try to explain
That it just wasn't, just wasn't what she thought
I'd better find something to do with my time
The fact is just been caught, just been caught
Sneakin', sneakin', sneakin'
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
I'm trying to get away clean
Sneakin' through the alley with Sally
When up pops the queen
Sneakin' through the alley with Sally
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
In a cocaine tree
And she does a dance so rhythmically
She's a crying and a singing
Havin' a time
But don't that cocaine tree look fine
But you gotta put on your sailin shoes
Put on your sailin shoes
Everyone will start to cheer
When you put on your sailin shoes
Doctor, doctor, I feel so bad
This is the worst day I ever had
Have you this misery a very long time?
Well if you if, I'll lay it on the line
But you gotta put on your sailin shoes
Put on your sailin shoes
Everyone will hip hooray
When you put on your sailin shoes
Jedidah
He's got a dime
says he catches more fish every time
Well I've gotta line
If you've got a pole
Well I'll meet you at the fishing hole
But you gotta put on your sailin shoes
Put on your sailin shoes
Everyone will start to cheer
When you put on your sailin shoes
Said, everyone put on
Put on your sailin shoes
---
Hey, hey Julia, you're acting so peculiar
I know I'd never fool you in a million years
A horn section you resemble and your figure makes me tremble
And I sure would like to handle what's between your ears
And you're a temptation to a man
And I could not resist you and I won't if I can
You're so unexpected and whatever you injected
Made me feel how I felt when I sang
Hey, hey Julia you're acting so peculiar
I know I'd never fool you in a million years
You're a strain on my eyeses and you're full of surprises
Love materializes soon as you come near
There's a sensation you create
Robs me off my sleep and I've forgotten the date
My head started spinning soon as you started singing
And like a fish I just froze to the bait
Hey, hey Julia with your crazy sense of humor
You turn fact into rumor soon as you come near
A horn section you resemble and your figure makes me tremble
And I sure would like to handle what's between your ears
You're a temptation to a man
And I could not resist you and I won't if I can
You're so unexpected and whatever you injected
Made me feel how I felt when I sang
Julia, you're a danger just like giving sweets to strangers
And I think it's time I took you in hand
---
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Trying to keep her out of sight
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
When up pops the wife
I said, "I can't find nothing wrong with being friends
'Coz sometimes she lets me use the car"
She said,"If you can't find nothing wrong with your mind
You better, you better find something wrong with her, her"
So I began to try to explain
That it just wasn't, just wasn't what she thought
I'd better find something to do with my time
The fact is I've just been caught
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Trying to get away clean
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
When up pops the queen
Trying to double talk, get myself in trouble talk
Catching myself in lies, catch myself in lies
Mama just looked at me as if I was crazy
She didn't even bat an eye
So I began to try to explain
That it just wasn't, just wasn't what she thought
I'd better find something to do with my time
The fact is just been caught, just been caught
Sneakin', sneakin', sneakin'
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
I'm trying to get away clean
Sneakin' through the alley with Sally
When up pops the queen
Sneakin' through the alley with Sally
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
| joelbb | Posted: Apr 23, 2013 - 23:49 rkray wrote: I would have to say this is really annoying ???????? This is one of the best covers of this classic I've heard. Very nicely arranged and produced. And the Meters cook. |
| rkray (Phoenix, AZ) | Posted: Mar 23, 2013 - 12:25 I would have to say this is really annoying |
| rtwingo (Ramat Gan, Israel) | Posted: Feb 20, 2013 - 02:04 dabeyc wrote: does it bother anyone else that he's off key the entire song? Yeah. Painfully awful. |
| musicology | Posted: Jan 19, 2013 - 18:11 upgraded from 7 to 8 on account of that harmonica solo. transports me back to my junior year of high school... |
| RedGuitar (Iowa, USA) | Posted: Dec 19, 2012 - 09:44 Misterfixit wrote: Do we know who is "Sally"; why she was sneaking; what did Julia have to do with it and were the shoes "sailing shoes" as in shoes worn whilst upon a sail boat, or were they sailing shoes as in the shoes were flying out the window, or possibly were they sailing shoes as if they were Frisbees. Finally, what three chords were repeated over and over. Sally is the woman he wants, but can't have. Julia is the hooker he can have, but doesn't want, hence "sneaking through the alley." The sailing shoes are the ones belonging to the hooker flying through the air at his head after a particularly disparaging comment he made about her. |
| h8rhater | Posted: Dec 19, 2012 - 09:41 Hannio wrote: Aw shuddupa you face, mr internet tough guy. Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!! |
| dabeyc (new york city) | Posted: Dec 19, 2012 - 09:38 does it bother anyone else that he's off key the entire song? |
| kcar | Posted: Nov 18, 2012 - 01:00 (former member) wrote: marvelous... let's party! In the alley? Or the hotel room? Should we bring our nipples? |
| Zep | Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 16:18 neuticle wrote: Please...make it stop.... Mute. Oh wait, there's no "mute" button for comments. |
| plaid (Tech nexxus o' my house) | Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 16:17 An epic triptych. |
| Zep | Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 16:16 Misterfixit wrote: Do we know who is "Sally"; why she was sneaking; what did Julia have to do with it and were the shoes "sailing shoes" as in shoes worn whilst upon a sail boat, or were they sailing shoes as in the shoes were flying out the window, or possibly were they sailing shoes as if they were Frisbees. Finally, what three chords were repeated over and over. Don't overthink it. Just sing along. But put on your sailing shoes first. |
| lily34 (lexvegas) | Posted: Aug 14, 2012 - 15:41 Misterfixit wrote: Do we know who is "Sally"; why she was sneaking; what did Julia have to do with it and were the shoes "sailing shoes" as in shoes worn whilst upon a sail boat, or were they sailing shoes as in the shoes were flying out the window, or possibly were they sailing shoes as if they were Frisbees. Finally, what three chords were repeated over and over. it doesn't matter because it's fantastic. |
| Misterfixit (Nashville) | Posted: Jun 13, 2012 - 13:36 Do we know who is "Sally"; why she was sneaking; what did Julia have to do with it and were the shoes "sailing shoes" as in shoes worn whilst upon a sail boat, or were they sailing shoes as in the shoes were flying out the window, or possibly were they sailing shoes as if they were Frisbees. Finally, what three chords were repeated over and over. |
| iTuner | Posted: Jun 13, 2012 - 13:33 jersey_birdman wrote: just moved this one up.... rated it an 8 so i could move it up... now a 9. maybe one day a ____ ![]() live music is better. bumper stickers should be issued. cheers Moved from a 9 to a 10 |
| salzburg4321 (Salzburg, Austria) | Posted: Jun 13, 2012 - 13:32 "And I sure would like to handle what's between your ears" Cool |
| lily34 (lexvegas) | Posted: Jun 13, 2012 - 13:30 nothing better. love it. |
| neuticle (fog fog fog) | Posted: Jun 13, 2012 - 13:30 PSD |
| (former member) (hotel in Las Vegas) | Posted: Jun 13, 2012 - 13:29 marvelous... let's party! |
| jersey_birdman | Posted: May 12, 2012 - 18:33 just moved this one up.... rated it an 8 so i could move it up... now a 9. maybe one day a ____ ![]() live music is better. bumper stickers should be issued. cheers |
| mrdak (Middle GA) | Posted: Feb 07, 2012 - 16:31 slr242 wrote: Love Sally. The refrain gets stuck in my head for days. Good times. Man........ I know how you feel |
| gypsyman (just passing through....) | Posted: Jan 06, 2012 - 21:54 Still an all-out fantastic frenzy of a jam.... |
| slr242 (San Francisco) | Posted: Jan 06, 2012 - 21:50 Love Sally. The refrain gets stuck in my head for days. Good times. |
| (former member) (hotel in Las Vegas) | Posted: Jan 06, 2012 - 21:41 what a great groovy classic... love it... |
| Geecheeboy (under a crescent moon and palmetto tree) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:24 Pedantically speaking, sailing shoes are different. You want soft non-marking soles and treads that squeegee water without picking up stones or sand grains on shore that would be ground into your deck, and speaking of the deck, the same described soles help keep one firmly planted, better than bare feet. I suppose a side effect is that they are quiet, thus making one Sneaky. |
| neuticle (fog fog fog) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:20 Please...make it stop.... |
| rscherm (room 420) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:19 martinc wrote: Great album. Mr. Palmer had many. The players here are basically Little Feat. I stand corrected.. The Meters and Lowell George. This album lead me to discover Little feat as well. Thanks for that. I was wondering why I was hearing 'Feat but seeing Palmer. |
| Cynaera (In a hammock under my own vine and fig tree.) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:18 While I like this version well enough (and I love Mr. Palmer's music, may he rest in peace), I still prefer Little Feat. |
| alanthecowboy (Lakefield) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:18 Webfoot wrote: Great bass. Indeed. Worth listening to the first two bits to hear the bassline for Sally. |
| jmsmy (Music Town, Klein, Texas) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:18 70,s Robert Palmer albums are Awesome. Especially the ones with Little Feat. |
| nagsheadlocal (North Carolina, the new New Jersey) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:17 Perfect for a Friday afternoon. "I sure would like to handle what's between your ears . . . " |
| MiracleDrug (Earth) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:16 Palmer. WAS BRILLIANT! |
| (former member) (hotel in Las Vegas) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:16 Everybody in my hotel room love this! |
| DanFHiggins (Mid Maryland) | Posted: Nov 04, 2011 - 11:15 LOVED it then as I LOVE it now. Kick ass song, tight band, bring out your dancing shoes and go go go Momma just looked at me as if I was crazy, she didn't even bat an eye. ( been there done that) |
| Hannio (Austin, TX) | Posted: Oct 21, 2011 - 08:19 h8rhater wrote: Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!! Deal with it. Aw shuddupa you face, mr internet tough guy. |
| (former member) (hotel in Las Vegas) | Posted: Oct 21, 2011 - 08:04 Everybody in my hotel room be dancing... love it... |
| martinc (Ottawa Canada) | Posted: Sep 02, 2011 - 11:36 Great album. Mr. Palmer had many. The players here are basically Little Feat. I stand corrected.. The Meters and Lowell George. This album lead me to discover Little feat as well. |
| Xeric (Montana) | Posted: Sep 02, 2011 - 11:35 Meh. Gimme some Feat. |
| citybiker (Chicago) | Posted: Sep 02, 2011 - 11:35 Its Friday afternoon before Labor Day. I'm about to put on my Drinkin' Shoes. |
| vhope1 (Sacramento, CA) | Posted: Aug 19, 2011 - 07:53 Haven't heard this on in awhile—always fun. |
| salide | Posted: Aug 19, 2011 - 07:52 Liked him better with Power Station. Songs were shorter too. |
| SpamNRice (Northern, Italy) | Posted: Aug 02, 2011 - 01:55 Liked this back in the day. I never knew it was Robert Palmer (don't think I really cared...) Still sounds good. And, although I no longer sneak through the alley with Sally... I miss her |
| funkyalfonso (Canada) | Posted: Jul 01, 2011 - 16:53 I bought this RP debut album when it came out...and still listen to it. Watching RP and Elkie Brooks live with Vinegar Joe was a blast. |
| Webfoot (Eugene, Oregon) | Posted: Jul 01, 2011 - 16:45 Great bass. |
| btt (firmly ensconsed in the Beautiful B.C Interior) | Posted: Jun 17, 2011 - 06:30 The Hey Julia part sounds like a bad karaoke night at the Legion . |
| sirdroseph (Yes) | Posted: Jun 17, 2011 - 06:29 Yea, this is pretty cool. |
| Cynaera (South of Neanderthal) | Posted: Apr 29, 2011 - 12:51 This one is growing on me.... |
| dougmbrown (Denver) | Posted: Apr 29, 2011 - 12:43 Fun medley. But begs for some airtime for a some live Little Feat. And why in the Feat archive, scrape the dust off "The Fan" too. |
| oilydwarf | Posted: Apr 15, 2011 - 02:37 It's a grower, from 7 up to an 8! More RP on RP! |
| robotbass (Boston Area) | Posted: Mar 14, 2011 - 15:29 Miss this guy! He died way too young. As many great musicians have :( |
| lemmoth (NYC) | Posted: Mar 14, 2011 - 15:29 I find the medley to be a bit long. |


