![]() Beggar's Banquet (1969) [ larger cover art ] |
There's a tramp sittin' on my doorstep
Tryin' to waste his time
With his methylated sandwich
He's a walking clothesline
And here comes the Bishop's daughter
On the other side
And she looks a trifle jealous
She's been an outcast all her life
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh, the gangster looks so fright'ning
With his luger in his hand
But when he gets home to his children
He's a family man
But when it comes to the nitty-gritty
He can shove in his knife
Yes, he really looks quite religious
He's been an outlaw all his life
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh, the singer, he looks angry
At being thrown to the lions
And the bass player, he looks nervous
About the girls outside
And the drummer, he's so shattered
Trying to keep up time
And the guitar players look damaged
They've been outcasts all their lives
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh, there's twenty-thousand grandmas
Wave their hankies in the air
All burning up their pensions
And shouting, "It's not fair"
There's a regiment of soldiers
Standing looking on
And the queen is bravely shouting
"What the hell is going on?"
With a blood-curdling, tally-ho
She charged into the ranks
And blessed all those grandmas who
With their dying breaths screamed, "Thanks"
Me, I'm just waiting so patiently
With my woman on the floor
We're just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Tryin' to waste his time
With his methylated sandwich
He's a walking clothesline
And here comes the Bishop's daughter
On the other side
And she looks a trifle jealous
She's been an outcast all her life
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh, the gangster looks so fright'ning
With his luger in his hand
But when he gets home to his children
He's a family man
But when it comes to the nitty-gritty
He can shove in his knife
Yes, he really looks quite religious
He's been an outlaw all his life
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh, the singer, he looks angry
At being thrown to the lions
And the bass player, he looks nervous
About the girls outside
And the drummer, he's so shattered
Trying to keep up time
And the guitar players look damaged
They've been outcasts all their lives
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh, there's twenty-thousand grandmas
Wave their hankies in the air
All burning up their pensions
And shouting, "It's not fair"
There's a regiment of soldiers
Standing looking on
And the queen is bravely shouting
"What the hell is going on?"
With a blood-curdling, tally-ho
She charged into the ranks
And blessed all those grandmas who
With their dying breaths screamed, "Thanks"
Me, I'm just waiting so patiently
With my woman on the floor
We're just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
| h8rhater | Posted: Jan 22, 2013 - 13:08 gemtag wrote: Should take this tripe and flush it down that comode. And yet you rate the song that immediately follows this one on Beggars Banquet a 10? |
| lily34 (GTFO) | Posted: Nov 20, 2012 - 19:49 one of my very, very favorites from one of my fav bands of all time. from my fav album of theirs! |
| joelbb | Posted: Oct 20, 2012 - 11:17 This sounds like a cover!?! |
| midreaming | Posted: Jun 16, 2012 - 10:25 such a blatant rip-off of Robert Johnson, fats domino, muddy water.. i sure hope they're listed in the liner notes (lol) |
| gwhydro | Posted: May 15, 2012 - 15:39 Jörg_Asmussen wrote: This piece is a perfect example of why the Stones have been so unappealing to me. Where is the music ?
I guess you had to be there, and if you were, then you missed it |
| neuticle (fog fog fog) | Posted: May 15, 2012 - 15:35 Jörg_Asmussen wrote: This piece is a perfect example of why the Stones have been so unappealing to me. Where is the music ? You're soaking in it. |
| Jörg_Asmussen | Posted: Mar 13, 2012 - 06:41 This piece is a perfect example of why the Stones have been so unappealing to me. Where is the music ? |
| LongGoneDaddy | Posted: Mar 13, 2012 - 06:38 gemtag wrote: Should take this tripe and flush it down that comode. that's heavy and uncool, dude |
| gemtag (Texas) | Posted: Feb 10, 2012 - 12:28 Should take this tripe and flush it down that comode. |
| ozzie1313 | Posted: Feb 10, 2012 - 12:23 Sympathy for the Devil? |
| lemmoth (NYC) | Posted: Feb 10, 2012 - 12:23 Another brililant song - and one not played on terrestial radio -from one of the top ten albums of all time. |
| mistabird (frei republik allgäu) | Posted: Feb 10, 2012 - 12:20 ja gibt es das ? so nette alte teile ist ja klasse ![]() |
| neuticle (fog fog fog) | Posted: Feb 10, 2012 - 12:19 I'm losing my faith in the human race. 6.5? What is wrong w/ you people? |
| gatorade (Peninsuland) | Posted: Aug 04, 2011 - 20:36 Wow. Forgot about this song entirely. Best LP of the Stones, imo. |
| tomcool (Miami, Florida) | Posted: Jul 04, 2011 - 11:45 "Me I'm waiting so patiently Lying here on the floor I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle Before it rains anymore." I've been listening to this song a lot recently. For some reason, these lyrics have a real resonance with me. |
| Hannio (Austin, TX) | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 06:57 MojoJojo wrote: Two crosses (what's the type with the loopy thing at the top? I always forget) Ankh, an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph symbolizing eternal life. |
| MojoJojo (Indianapolis, IN USA) | Posted: Mar 31, 2011 - 15:46 I am fascinated with the album cover. Trying to pick out the more interesting additions to the wall.
Although staggeringly unlikely, if I ever make my own album I would use every one of these for song titles. |
| carlos65 | Posted: Mar 31, 2011 - 15:36 yeh, this is getting boring now. As someone previous said, 'like the stones doing a stones cover'. Recently listened to the remaster of 'Exile....' and was totally underwhelmed. I like the stones but have they ever made a great album? |
| gumby (Slovenia) | Posted: Dec 27, 2010 - 13:35 9. (16 when high) ![]() |
| Proclivities (Carrboro, NC) | Posted: Sep 23, 2010 - 12:45 bam23 wrote: It probably serves me right for asking, but: Underrated how? By whom? When? Possibly the typical Lady GaGa fan gives this album little attention, but what does the term underrated mean? I think bachbeet meant that this album and song are not often considered among the greatest of The Stones' works by critics, etc. |
| siskinbob (United Kingdom) | Posted: Sep 23, 2010 - 12:34 A cacophony with emphasis on the cack |
| bam23 (Berkeley) | Posted: Sep 23, 2010 - 12:34 bachbeet wrote: Great and underrated album. This song is also underrated, even by me. I appreciate it more now than I did then. It probably serves me right for asking, but: Underrated how? By whom? When? Possibly the typical Lady GaGa fan gives this album little attention, but what does the term underrated mean? |
| PA1749 (Jim Thorpe, PA) | Posted: Sep 23, 2010 - 12:31 Love the lyrics |
| Cynaera (South of Neanderthal) | Posted: Aug 22, 2010 - 12:17 h8rhater wrote: But Sister Morphine is a 10 to you?!!??? ...and Stray Cat Blues, from the same disc as this awesome Stones gem, is a 9 in your book?!?! You really need to get a handle on those alternate personalities. ![]() |
| neuticle (fog fog fog) | Posted: Jul 21, 2010 - 13:28 aaaaah, that washes the Big Head Todd out of my ears nicely... |
| bachbeet | Posted: Jun 19, 2010 - 16:25 Great and underrated album. This song is also underrated, even by me. I appreciate it more now than I did then. |
| WonderLizard (2,755.46 mi. due east of Paradise) | Posted: Mar 16, 2010 - 13:06 Deadwing wrote: This isn't what my album cover looked like London (US) didn't think that a toilet was appropriate for an album cover, tho' Decca (UK) apparently thought otherwise. Go figure. |
| h8rhater | Posted: Mar 16, 2010 - 12:56 mrdak wrote: This is absolute Vomit....... I don't know which rolling stone is worse. yesh... I do... It's Keeph.... I wish HE would just die on the floor. But Sister Morphine is a 10 to you?!!??? ...and Stray Cat Blues, from the same disc as this awesome Stones gem, is a 9 in your book?!?! You really need to get a handle on those alternate personalities. |
| Cruzan (AUSTIN, TX) | Posted: Mar 16, 2010 - 12:55 Big Stones fan here but that was a real "clunker" jeeezzz.... |
| Randomax (Wimberley, TX) | Posted: Mar 16, 2010 - 12:53 LongGoneDaddy wrote: just play the whole damn album! I concur!!!! Can't we have an hour of Stones (the good, old stuff!!)??? |
| Quixmundi (on the banks of Eagle Creek - Zionsville, Indiana) | Posted: Feb 12, 2010 - 22:37 Please allow me to introduce myself...uh, no that's another and another and another Stones song. |
| Danimal174 (Upstate South Carolina) | Posted: Jan 12, 2010 - 12:10 jagdriver wrote: Brian was playing slide. Ah, okay. I wasn't sure who was playing slide...I just knew that I don't care for it all that much. |
| LongGoneDaddy | Posted: Jan 12, 2010 - 12:05 just play the whole damn album! |
| Valley_Boy (Wisconsin: Smell our DairyAir) | Posted: Jan 12, 2010 - 12:05 I always thought this song sounded like the Stones doing a cover of a Stones song. |
| bam23 (Berkeley) | Posted: Sep 08, 2009 - 16:54 In this era of prettified and aurally massaged digital recordings, I like the rawness and even sloppiness of this. It should, of course, be loud and enjoyed with appropriate adjuvants. |
| mrdak | Posted: Sep 08, 2009 - 16:53 This is absolute Vomit....... I don't know which rolling stone is worse. yesh... I do... It's Keeph.... I wish HE would just die on the floor. |
| reindeer (The Constitution State) | Posted: Aug 08, 2009 - 04:22 This is my all time favorite Stones tune. Thanks Bill! ![]() |
| jagdriver (Tunin' in from the aptly-named Grass Valley, CA) | Posted: Jul 07, 2009 - 12:22 Danimal174 wrote: I'd agree with this. One of my favorite elements of the Stones' work is Keith's guitar, and the slide play on this song just sounds lazy to me...nothing to write home about. Brian was playing slide. |
| Danimal174 (Upstate South Carolina) | Posted: Jun 05, 2009 - 17:06 On_The_Beach wrote: One of the weakest tracks on a great album. I'd agree with this. One of my favorite elements of the Stones' work is Keith's guitar, and the slide play on this song just sounds lazy to me...nothing to write home about. |
| On_The_Beach (Vancouver, Canada) | Posted: May 05, 2009 - 00:01 One of the weakest tracks on a great album. |
| jagdriver (Tunin' in from the aptly-named Grass Valley, CA) | Posted: Apr 03, 2009 - 11:04 This LP is a fave, although I never, ever need to hear Sympathy For the Devil again in this lifetime. |
| rosedraws (almost... almost) | Posted: Apr 03, 2009 - 11:03 good gawd. make. it. stop. |
| htowncoog (Texas) | Posted: Apr 03, 2009 - 11:02 Ngoziman wrote: Proof that even The Stones had a few clinkers in the coal-shed. On and on and on. Clinkity Clank. |
| SweTex (Swede living in Texas) | Posted: Apr 03, 2009 - 11:02 Never liked the Stones. I'll be nice and give it a 2. |
| dkwalika (Upper Midwest) | Posted: Apr 03, 2009 - 11:01 From the era when anything went . . . |
| kcar | Posted: Mar 02, 2009 - 22:31 Shimmer wrote: Mick Jagger attempting to be clever. Not for the faint of heart. It's a pretty good song, I think. It just goes on too long and the lyrics overreach at the end. |
| Shimmer (Bethesda, MD) | Posted: Dec 29, 2008 - 17:40 Mick Jagger attempting to be clever. Not for the faint of heart. |
| Ngoziman (Ngoziland) | Posted: Oct 27, 2008 - 14:08 Proof that even The Stones had a few clinkers in the coal-shed. |
| a_genuine_find (Nieuw Amsterdam) | Posted: Oct 27, 2008 - 13:24 the guitar players look damaged |
| CCinSB (the west coast) | Posted: Oct 27, 2008 - 13:19 cathenley wrote: No words can describe how I feel when I hear this song. And, it seems very timely... I agree with you Cath, my fellow SBer who I have yet to meet! |





