![]() Bachelor #2 (1999) [ larger cover art ] |
He's a serious mister
Shake his hand and he'll twist your arm.
With Monopoly money
We'll be buying the funny farm.
So I'll do flips, and get paid in chips
From a diamond as big as the Ritz--
Then I'm calling it quits.
(Calling it quits)
Eyes the color of candy,
Lies to cover the handicap.
Though your slippers are ruby,
You'll be led to the booby trap.
And there's no prize,
Just a smaller size,
So I'm wearing the shoe 'til it fits,
Then I'm calling it quits.
Yes, I'm calling it quits.
Yes, I'm calling it quits.
Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds
(Calling it quits)
'Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines.
(Calling it quits)
Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines
...Where get-tough girls turn into gold mines.
All those Polaroid babies,
Taking chances with rabies,
Happy to tear me to bits--
Well, I'm calling it quits.
Yes I'm calling it quits.
Yes I'm calling it quits.
Yes I'm calling it quits.
Yes I'm calling it...
| helgigermany (Germany) | Posted: Mar 27, 2013 - 09:41 Nice! |
| CascadianPDX (Stumptown) | Posted: Aug 20, 2012 - 10:32 Insanely great album... She did this song on Letterman and made a big blip on my musical radar ever since. |
| annoffalese (Eastern Pennsylvania) | Posted: Mar 14, 2012 - 09:00 well, the eustachian tubes of the ears do have a direct link to the nasal passages...so, yeah, i guess her "stuck in the nose" voice can be sexy if your ears are blocked |
| TJS (Bradley, Il) | Posted: Mar 14, 2012 - 08:58 My favorite Aimee Mann song post 'til Tuesday. Sublime. |
| Fooboy (Vancouver, BC, Canada) | Posted: Oct 07, 2011 - 20:32 Aimee Mann has the sexiest voice in modern day music. |
| govna (beantown) | Posted: May 03, 2011 - 11:02 one of her best. |
| Crowhead (Minnesota) | Posted: Dec 28, 2010 - 18:15 We must be doing different drugs! |
| thepigdog | Posted: Oct 26, 2010 - 09:31 Perhaps Aimee should do what the song title says. Very boring tune. |
| ziakut (Chicago, IL) | Posted: Oct 26, 2010 - 09:28 This has just enough atmosphere and energy to keep me liking her. Usually she just plods along...I like this whole album! |
| Stingray (EUROPE) | Posted: Aug 23, 2010 - 16:57 LOVE YOU, AIMEE! |
| calypsus_1 | Posted: Aug 17, 2010 - 16:13 Aimee Mann - Calling it Quits, Live |
| 0_2_60 | Posted: Feb 14, 2010 - 03:05 tony99 wrote: ... Personally I find Aimee is an excellent writer, but just an OK singer.... That about sums it up for me, too. Ms. Mann writes some interesting stuff, but I cannot go long with that nasal twang. But whadda I know? I'm a big Neil Young fan, so go figger. |
| peter_james_bond (The Burg) | Posted: Jan 13, 2010 - 16:43 panlad wrote: Brilliant record. Period. Yes, some great songs on this one. Exclamation Mark. |
| paulmack (the hissing swamps) | Posted: Dec 13, 2009 - 07:12 One of my favorite Aimee Mann songs. If it were up to me, this one would get played more often. |
| lemmoth (NYC) | Posted: Oct 11, 2009 - 09:38 Stefen wrote: Every once in a while I think this is k.d. lang. And then you do what? Actually listen... their voices are so different. |
| lemmoth (NYC) | Posted: Oct 11, 2009 - 09:34 aragon wrote: Man, I completely had forgotten about who she was. Remember listening to Til Tuesday first record when it was released. Didnt know she was going solo!! Great song. A little out of touch with Aimee, eh? :-) That's the beauty of RP, you'll be listening to this along with some folks who are her biggest fans. |
| EssexTex (Texas (Nr Lake Travis)) | Posted: Jun 24, 2008 - 07:01 Nice song...great voice |
| aragon (West Lafayette) | Posted: Mar 21, 2008 - 20:49 Man, I completely had forgotten about who she was. Remember listening to Til Tuesday first record when it was released. Didnt know she was going solo!! Great song. |
| Kerly (Estonia) | Posted: Jun 12, 2007 - 23:34 xkolibuul wrote: Every Aimee Mann song I've ever heard is smoothly, luxuriantly produced. That's what I expect from the song as soon as I hear her voice kick in. If you're an AM fan, how can you take off points for slickness?
I agree with you completely, she is a singer with smooth and luxurios voice. |
| xkolibuul (Pacific Rim, salmon, big trees) | Posted: May 12, 2007 - 14:59 Every Aimee Mann song I've ever heard is smoothly, luxuriantly produced. That's what I expect from the song as soon as I hear her voice kick in. If you're an AM fan, how can you take off points for slickness? Koan wrote: By the time I selected an 8 rating, the song shifted slightly into a more produced, slick song with over-smooth "whoo whoo" vocals in the background. I bumped it down to 6. It's Aimee, I couldn't take it lower than that. |
| Koan (the Annex, Toronto) | Posted: Mar 10, 2007 - 19:22 By the time I selected an 8 rating, the song shifted slightly into a more produced, slick song with over-smooth "whoo whoo" vocals in the background. I bumped it down to 6. It's Aimee, I couldn't take it lower than that. |
| slowhand (South!!!!!!!!!!) | Posted: Feb 07, 2007 - 16:39 Wonderful!!!!!!!! |
| On_The_Beach (Vancouver, Canada) | Posted: Jan 09, 2007 - 10:39 Aimee's just one of those love her or hate her artists. I'm in the former camp. |
| MtnSinger (CA Sierra Foothills) | Posted: Dec 11, 2006 - 09:56 I couldn't do a steady diet of Aimee but her music was a very nice match in the context of "Magnolia." Fairly poignant for me actually...but I don't load my Shuffle full of her stuff to hit the slopes with! |
| skidoo | Posted: Nov 26, 2006 - 19:18 helene wrote: Then there's Sarah McLachlan.
Ugh. I'm the only person I know who can't stand listening to her. One of my friends said she could listen to her sing the phone book. I think I'd prefer that over listening to her sing her songs, but not at all is better.
LMAO Ditto that. |
| skidoo | Posted: Nov 26, 2006 - 19:16 I like some Aimee Mann, but to me this just sounds like boilerplate faux Anne Murray or something. Over-produced and fake sounding. Poor use of her neat voice. |
| helene | Posted: Sep 29, 2006 - 08:04 tony99 wrote: Like your honesty - if you like someone 'uncool' and you're not afraid to say it, (and vice versa), well done. Personally I find Aimee is an excellent writer, but just an OK singer. I think Lucinda Williams is a great singer but I can imagine many people not liking her at all. Horses for courses ... Well, I should clarify that while I think Barry Manilow is really good, I don't listen to him, because I don't like the style of music so much. But I used it as an example of being really good at something I'm just not interested in. I agree with you about Lucinda Williams. I think she's great. At the same time, I really only enjoy one or two songs at a time. |
| tony99 | Posted: Sep 29, 2006 - 07:43 helene wrote: I don't like listening to Aimee Mann sing. I understand that most people do. For me, it's just a taste thing. I can't argue with the fact that she's good; I just don't like it.
I recently heard Barry Manilow for the first time since I was a child. As the quintessential singer that everyone things sucks, I was surprised by how very good he is. I think it's what he's doing that people object to rather than his performance. Then there's Sarah McLachlan. I'm the only person I know who can't stand listening to her. One of my friends said she could listen to her sing the phone book. I think I'd prefer that over listening to her sing her songs, but not at all is better. That same friend doesn't understand how I can listen to anything at all as long as Alison Krauss is singing it. Like your honesty - if you like someone 'uncool' and you're not afraid to say it, (and vice versa), well done. Personally I find Aimee is an excellent writer, but just an OK singer. I think Lucinda Williams is a great singer but I can imagine many people not liking her at all. Horses for courses ... |
| helene | Posted: Sep 29, 2006 - 06:44 I don't like listening to Aimee Mann sing. I understand that most people do. For me, it's just a taste thing. I can't argue with the fact that she's good; I just don't like it. I recently heard Barry Manilow for the first time since I was a child. As the quintessential singer that everyone things sucks, I was surprised by how very good he is. I think it's what he's doing that people object to rather than his performance. Then there's Sarah McLachlan. I'm the only person I know who can't stand listening to her. One of my friends said she could listen to her sing the phone book. I think I'd prefer that over listening to her sing her songs, but not at all is better. That same friend doesn't understand how I can listen to anything at all as long as Alison Krauss is singing it. |
| ocsike (in the heart of Europe) | Posted: Sep 29, 2006 - 06:26 I'm in love. |
| Stefen (West Hollywood, CA) | Posted: Sep 14, 2006 - 14:51 Every once in a while I think this is k.d. lang. |
| Kerly (Estonia) | Posted: Aug 30, 2006 - 23:30 mojoman wrote: Aimee never turns out bad music.
Exactly my point. |
| panlad | Posted: Aug 16, 2006 - 09:25 Brilliant record. Period. |
| Marr (Houston (dreaming of Austin)) | Posted: Aug 16, 2006 - 09:24 SCJoniguy wrote: Too much Aimee on RP; she's just not that good and there are lots of other singer/songwriters that could use the exposure.
I know the tyranny of the masses can be upsetting, but clearly there are a lot of folks here on RP who disagree with you. Her songs are consistently rated fairly highly by this group of fairly picky folks. A gentle suggestion to do what I do when I come across s a song I don't like. Mute for a few minutes and then come back to see what other gem Bill has picked out for us to listen to. |
| siloco | Posted: Jul 03, 2006 - 09:11 she knows her Beatles, doesn't she?? |
| bob789 | Posted: Apr 21, 2006 - 10:35 A good song for Friday... Better than last week's Tori Amos' number! |
| dkarr (Dallas) | Posted: Oct 13, 2005 - 05:50 Between her and her husband, Michael Penn, the talent pours forth. Please produce progeny. |
| SCJoniguy (Greenville,SC) | Posted: Oct 13, 2005 - 05:49 Too much Aimee on RP; she's just not that good and there are lots of other singer/songwriters that could use the exposure. |
| Roverfish (Tucson, AZ - Thanks for visiting, please drive through!) | Posted: Aug 29, 2005 - 21:46 rolf wrote: the song would be a seven, but with that voice it´s only a 5... :-#
Clearly, something about her voice bothers you. Sorry for that. I've seen her live twice and she's simply sublime. Smoother than smooth. Excellent tune. |
| rolf (Frankfurt, Germany) | Posted: Aug 15, 2005 - 01:28 the song would be a seven, but with that voice it´s only a 5... :-# |
| Melibe | Posted: Jul 16, 2005 - 10:27 I'm not really an Aimee Mann fan, but I dig this song. |
| capandjudy (Huntington, WV) | Posted: Jul 01, 2005 - 18:04 rah wrote: she never sings about anything cheerful, does she.
If dysthymia is your thing then she is your girl. |
| veegez (Minnesoter) | Posted: May 18, 2005 - 16:57 JokesandJokesandJokes wrote: You had to hide on the closet for that?? I could understand Jethro Tull, but not Aimee Mann Now why does you gots to be hatin' on Jethro Tull? Well, I'm not gonna let that put a damper on our Annual Summertime All Analogue/Vinyl/Record Outdoor Party unofficially sponsored by Heineken and Bang & Olufsen this year, featuring Jethro Tull! Dagnabbit! Gotta luv the Tull. :) |
| rah | Posted: May 18, 2005 - 16:04 she never sings about anything cheerful, does she. |
| Norge1 (Portland, Or.) | Posted: May 18, 2005 - 16:01 That voice...yum..Umm... |
| octopoxho | Posted: May 04, 2005 - 06:26 How about more new stuff from Aimee's newest album? |
| crowhog2000 (Cincinnati, OH) | Posted: Jan 21, 2005 - 00:47 Although I prefer her work from the Til Tuesday days, I can never get enough of Aimee and her incredible voice...... :nodhead: |
| Skeletor (Honey? What are you doing with that knife?) | Posted: Dec 22, 2004 - 11:17 |
| mojoman | Posted: Dec 22, 2004 - 11:17 Aimee never turns out bad music. |
| Skorp (Ontario, Canada) | Posted: Dec 07, 2004 - 17:14 I'd never thought too much of Aimee Mann before...apparently I was quite wrong to judge from this song at least. Nice. |
