![]() Sweet Revenge (1973) [ larger cover art ] |
Woke up this morning
Put on my slippers
Walked in the kitchen and died
And oh what a feeling!
When my soul
Went thru the ceiling
And on up into heaven I did ride
When I got there they did say
John, it happened this way
You slipped upon the floor
And hit your head
And all the angels say
Just before you passed away
These were the very last words
That you said:
Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose
Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose
Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my ass goodbye
Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose
| bb_matt (Hampshire, England) | Posted: Jun 03, 2013 - 03:19 Yeeeee haaaaaww. Thigh slapping. |
| philbertr (Roch New York) | Posted: May 02, 2013 - 07:57 mostling wrote: I think John Prine got this one done well before Willie Nelson's "Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die". I'll put both on my future funeral playlist. OMG, what a great idea, a funeral playlist! These are two excellent choices, what else do you have? |
| Sweet_Virginia | Posted: May 02, 2013 - 07:55 If Bob Dylan was to have a child with Arlo Guthrie... |
| mostling | Posted: Apr 18, 2013 - 13:56 I think John Prine got this one done well before Willie Nelson's "Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die". I'll put both on my future funeral playlist. |
| stargazer1 (Poway, CA) | Posted: Jan 28, 2013 - 10:48 Oh man. This is funny funny funny. |
| cc_rider (Austin Texas. Y'all.) | Posted: Oct 26, 2012 - 08:41 Saw him recently here in Austin. Still got it. |
| Randomax (Wimberley, TX) | Posted: Oct 12, 2012 - 07:30 Oh Goodie!!!! my funeral song fer sure!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| BKardon (Louisville, CO) | Posted: Aug 24, 2012 - 09:02 One of the best songwriters, if not THE best songwriter, alive today. |
| idiot_wind | Posted: Jun 22, 2012 - 11:56 What a freakin classic. man, I hate t think this style of music dies with people like Prine, Dylan, etc. |
| Giselle62 (many bear, big rock, estuary California) | Posted: May 21, 2012 - 16:28 I'm gonna say "Yahoo" to this 'cuz I've been listening and playing some of his songs, lately. |
| That_SOB (In at least 2 places at once) | Posted: May 07, 2012 - 08:26 Brain to toes—-" Get to tapping, get in gear"—- Toes to brain— " We are miles ahead of you just look in the mirror" |
| MirageRF (Clemmons, NC, USA) | Posted: May 07, 2012 - 08:23 Put the E in eclectic. Good spicy addition. |
| cc_rider (Austin Texas. Y'all.) | Posted: May 07, 2012 - 08:21 DanO-1 wrote: Wise choice John. You made the right decision. Delivering mail in Chicago in January must suck. It could bury one in the cold, cold ground. Stick to music. Plus if I remember the story correctly, he really wasn't much of a postal carrier. Probably broke some federal laws along the way. Good thing he turned to songwriting instead... |
| kingart (Brooklyn NY) | Posted: Feb 16, 2012 - 12:26 Prine is one of the most consistently funny and entertaining singer songwriters around. This isn't country music, but he's adopted the lovelorn lonely storytelling of that format to sound off with serious satire. |
| Enano | Posted: Feb 16, 2012 - 12:22 Love it!!! |
| The_Enemy (...is within) | Posted: Feb 16, 2012 - 12:22 everyone here be tappin' their toes |
| RobRyan (The lovely hills of Anaheim) | Posted: Jan 15, 2012 - 18:06 AndreasL wrote: No country-music, PLEASE! Funny, I don't even consider this to be "country music" per se. But DO keep playing it! |
| Cynaera (Oh, who cares?) | Posted: Jan 01, 2012 - 11:51 AndreasL wrote: No country-music, PLEASE! No comments from AndreasL, PLEASE! (See how silly that looks? ) RP is all about variety, diversity, and magic. Open your mind and if you don't like what's playing, let it flow through you until the next song. It's not so difficult, and it makes the ride so much more fun! |
| Randomax (Wimberley, TX) | Posted: Jan 01, 2012 - 11:46 I've said it before here....but this is the song I want at my funeral!!!!!!!!!!! |
| calypsus_1 | Posted: Nov 12, 2011 - 03:03 "Some Humans Ain't Human" by John Prine: uuum-huuum ummm-huuum uuum-huuum ummm-huuum Some humans ain't human, some people ain't kind You open up their hearts, and here's what you'll find A few frozen pizzas, some ice cubes with hair A broken popsicle, you don't wanna go there Some humans ain't human, though they walk like we do They live and they breath, just to turn the old screw They screw you when your sleepin', they try to screw you blind Some humans ain't human, some people ain't kind You might go to church, and sit down in a pew Those humans who ain't human, be sitting right next to you They talk about your family, they talk about your clothes When they don't know their own ass, from there own elbows Jealousy and stupidity, don't equal harmony Jealousy and stupidity, don't equal harmony uuum-huuum ummm-huuum uuum-huuum ummm-huuum Have you ever noticed, when you're feeling really good There's always a pidgeon, that'll come shit on your hood Or you're feeling your freedom, and the world's off your back Some cowboy from taxas, starts his own war in iraq Some humans ain't human, some people ain't kind They lie through their teeth, with their head up their behind You open up their hearts and here's what you'll find Some humans ain't human, some people ain't kind uuum-huuum ummm-huuum uuum-huuum ummm-huuum uuum-huuum ummm-huuum uuum-huuum ummm-huuum |
| Krispian (Vancouver, BC) | Posted: Oct 12, 2011 - 17:58 What fun! |
| lynncorry1964 | Posted: Sep 28, 2011 - 09:58 |
| ch83575 | Posted: Sep 28, 2011 - 09:53 AndreasL wrote: No country-music, PLEASE! Make that: More country-music, PLEASE! |
| Misterfixit (Nashville) | Posted: Sep 28, 2011 - 09:53 I ran into JP at the Kroger supermarket here a little while back and we discussed Squamous Cell cancer. I am still having my Agent Orange related SC's removed. He's fine and dandy, as usual; he had a SC cancer chopped out in 1998, btw. What a guy. |
| fredriley (Nottingham, UK) | Posted: Sep 28, 2011 - 09:52 I left my heart in Papworth General... :o) |
| KermitDfrog (Los Angeles, CA) | Posted: Jul 27, 2011 - 15:00 This is not country music! AndreasL wrote: No country-music, PLEASE! |
| michaelgmitchell (Canada) | Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 12:18 My buddies, Barry, Guido, and Chuck, and I played this among others during some amazing years in university. We played several campuses back then; I was never into blue grass, but I was pulled along by the masses and had fun doing it. This tune was a prominent part of the set. Thanks for the memories, Bill. Good times back in the day. |
| AndreasL (Calden, Germany) | Posted: Jun 26, 2011 - 04:08 No country-music, PLEASE! |
| sweettone | Posted: Jun 08, 2011 - 20:42 Thank you Thank you Thank you I love anybody who likes a good JP tune - and this one is one of the best. |
| amb599 (New York, NY) | Posted: May 25, 2011 - 12:26 John Prine got run over by a reindeer, walking home from my house Christmas eve. |
| calypsus_1 | Posted: Mar 31, 2011 - 15:01 Norah Jones - That's The Way That The World Goes 'Round, Live"I get the chills when Miss Jones sings the part about the "naked eyes of a clown" " nineadamsrecords
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| Jack_Jefferson (Columbus, OH) | Posted: Mar 23, 2011 - 09:46 You think Elizabeth Taylor ever heard this one? |
| Dave_Mack (In limbo) | Posted: Mar 23, 2011 - 09:43 Cynaera wrote: Fire bad. Tree pretty. I love John Prine's music. ![]() He's a treasure. Sometimes Bill lets his KPIG/KFAT roots show, and I'm glad for it. I like "give my knees to the needy" |
| gabrielle7nt (moving on) | Posted: Mar 23, 2011 - 09:43 More Prine please. |
| Stylist (Karlsruhe, Germany) | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 03:35 Please stop playing this country stuff ... |
| kjf06 | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 03:33 Thank goodness I can take my RP with me here to Taiwan! |
| Stranglersfan (Revelstoke, B.C.) | Posted: Nov 16, 2010 - 15:39 This guy is top shelf, he's been making great records since 1971...............Please play more |
| Delawhere | Posted: Sep 29, 2010 - 13:44 Ahhh, that's who sings that song. I have great memories of that Monty Python song... used to close a radio show every morning at 10 am, just as I was waiting for the bell to let us out of metal shop class in HS. Play it Bill, Play it! btw, this is a great anthology if you want to check out more JP. fineweber wrote: At my funeral, this followed by Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python. Yessss... |
| anotherlistener (outside Bawlmer) | Posted: Sep 29, 2010 - 13:37 DAMN FINE PICKIN' AND DAMN FINE TUNE. |
| Dinges,_the_Dude (under sea-level, N52°22', E4°52') | Posted: Sep 29, 2010 - 13:37 too much like Honky Tonk: not my cup of tea... |
| cc_rider (Austin Texas. Y'all.) | Posted: Sep 29, 2010 - 13:35 dkwalika wrote: Funny, I think John Prine is about as real as you can get. Not a phony bone in is body or his music. Yep. |
| Cynaera (South of Neanderthal) | Posted: Aug 28, 2010 - 13:50 Fire bad. Tree pretty. I love John Prine's music. ![]() |
| flatpicker (Toronto, Canada) | Posted: Jul 27, 2010 - 13:55 Love it! |
| fineweber | Posted: Jul 27, 2010 - 13:55 At my funeral, this followed by Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python. Yessss... |
| DanO-1 (Sandia Park, New Mexico) | Posted: Jun 25, 2010 - 17:04 Wise choice John. You made the right decision. Delivering mail in Chicago in January must suck. It could bury one in the cold, cold ground. Stick to music. |
| Shesdifferent (Just visiting this planet this is not my home) | Posted: Jun 25, 2010 - 16:59 Sung in true John Prine tongue in cheek style! |
| crockydile (Outer Spiral Arm, Milky Way) | Posted: Jun 25, 2010 - 16:57 Classic. Wonderful. I sing it to my kids! |
| sirdroseph (Tokyo) | Posted: Jun 10, 2010 - 10:15 Businessgypsy wrote: Me, too (followed by Illegal Smile)! Livin' in the future is pretty cool too. |
| PeteyGreens (Frederick, MD) | Posted: Mar 22, 2010 - 13:17 Saw John at the Philly Folk Festival in '70 or'71, when he was just coming onto the scene. Every musician who was there came to watch his performance. He was true, honest, and authentic. He performed the music, but didn't need to put on a performance. |
| Businessgypsy (Deepest, Darkest Florida) | Posted: Mar 22, 2010 - 13:13 Randomax wrote: ah, they're playing my funeral song again! Love it! Me, too (followed by Illegal Smile)! ![]() |

) RP is all about variety, diversity, and magic. Open your mind and if you don't like what's playing, let it flow through you until the next song. It's not so difficult, and it makes the ride so much more fun!
