![]() The Singer (2008) [ larger cover art ] |
Catherine the waitress,
if you only knew where my mind is.
"Is there anything you'd like?"
If I could only tell you!
You haven't even noticed me,
but, oh you are so good to me!
Catherine the waitress,
I don't intend to seduce you.
I'm not a resident, I'm not a regular.
But if I lived here this would be my favourite bar!
Cross my heart and hope to die,
I'm not drunk, and I'm not high!
The accident happened one year ago,
according to the lines in my hand.
A requiem is playing behind my eyes,
but you don't see it, Catherine, do you?
Do you?
Catherine the waitress,
if you only knew where my mind is.
"Is there anything you'd like?"
If I could only tell you.
You haven't even noticed me,
but, oh you are so good to me!
| lingchih (Irving, Texas) | Posted: Oct 18, 2008 - 23:53 Well, it's not horrible. Kind of catchy at some times. |
| oldman (Lost in Northern Virginia) | Posted: Sep 17, 2008 - 08:27 What did I do to deserve this??? |
| Shesdifferent (Just visiting this planet waiting for the ticket home) | Posted: Sep 17, 2008 - 08:25 Toss it! |
| Excelsior | Posted: Sep 17, 2008 - 08:25 Oh, and the two idiots who gave this a 10 should be shot. There's no justification for that kind of poor taste. |
| Excelsior | Posted: Sep 17, 2008 - 08:23 This is not a song. This is torture. |
| ROSSinDETROIT (Detroit, more or less. By the Zoo.) | Posted: Sep 17, 2008 - 08:22 This kind of song either becomes a novelty hit or is entirely ignored. |
| AndyFarang (Bangkok) | Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 03:47 can we group together and buy him a one-way ticket back to the Faroes? Is all his stuff that painful? that last 10 secs.....!!! eeekk...nearly jumped out the window! |
| Excelsior | Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 05:41 It's Belle and Sebastian, if you added caffeine, and removed any sense of songwriting ability and pitch. |
| andiman (Germany, Duisburg) | Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 05:40 hmpf ![]() |
| Ahnyer_Keester (Chicago Il) | Posted: Aug 16, 2008 - 18:47 That was.... It wasn't good. |
| lmic (Sacramento, CA) | Posted: Jul 29, 2008 - 11:35 Mix theme: Last song (The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger) a Beatles rip-off, this one a Kinks rip-off. |
| iggam (Chicago) | Posted: Jul 18, 2008 - 14:10 Marimbas! Oingo Boingo meets Guster. |
| Jamunca (Asheville, NC) | Posted: Jul 18, 2008 - 14:09 ca1vinandhobbes wrote: Hah! I caught you revising!! /Busted //Also revised my rating to a 2. Yuck. |
| ca1vinandhobbes (city among the trees, by way of the city of bridges) | Posted: Jul 18, 2008 - 14:07 Jamunca wrote: First!
Now I can write home and tell mom I finally amounted to something. Wootles! Hah! I caught you revising!! |
| Jamunca (Asheville, NC) | Posted: Jul 18, 2008 - 14:06 First! Now I can write home and tell mom I finally amounted to something. Wootles! |

