===SPOILER: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE ====
So these two hillbillies get married, and not having any money, they have the honeymoon at his folks' house.
Late that night, Pa is watching TV and does a double take when, out of the corner of his eye, he sees his son sitting in the chair next to him.
"Boy, watcho doin' here? Yer supposed ta be in th' other room... with yer bride.... on yer honeymoon....y'know?"
"Pa, I done left her"
"WHAT?!? On yer weddin' night?!?!?!"
"Pa, I just found out... well.... she's a virgin"
A long silence passes between them.
"Boy, yuh done th' right thing. If'n she ain't good enough fer her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
(I don't know why this song reminds me of that joke)