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Falco — Der Kommissar
Album: Helden Von Heute
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Released: 1982
Length: 3:38
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Check it out Joe, ha !
Two, three, four - eins, zwei drei - na, es is nix dabei
ja, wenn ich euch erzähl' die G'schicht
Nichts desto Trotz, ich bin das schon gewohn
im TV-Funk da läuft es nicht - Cha
Sie war jung das Herz so rein und weiß
und jede Nacht hat ihren Preis
Sie sagt: Sugar sweet, you gotta rappin' to the beat
Ich verstehe, sie ist heiß
Sie sagt: Babe, you know, I miss my funky friends
Sie meint: Jack und Joe und Jill
Mein Funkverständnis, ja das reicht zur Not
ich überreiß' was sie jetzt will
Ich überleg bei mir, ihr Nas'n spricht dafür
währenddessen ich noch rauch'
Die Specialplaces sind ihr wohl bekannt,
ich mein, sie fährt ja U-Bahn auch

Dort singen's :
Drah' di net um - oh, oh, oh
Schau, schau, der Kommissar geht um - oh, oh, oh
Er wird di anschau'n und du weißt warum,
die Lebenslust bringt di um
Alles klar Herr Kommissar?
(Hey, wanna buy some stuff, man
Did you ever rap that thing, Jack - so rap it to the beat)

Wir treffen Jill und Joe und dessen Bruder Hipp
und auch den Rest der coolen Gang
Sie rappen hin, sie rappen her,
dazwischen kratzen's ab die Wänd'
Dieser Fall ist klar, lieber Herr Kommissar,
auch wenn sie anderer Meinung sind
Den Schnee auf dem wir alle talwärts fahren,
kennt heute jedes Kind

Jetzt das Kinderlied :
Drah di net um - oh, oh, oh
Schau, schau, der Kommissar geht um - oh, oh, oh
Er hat die Kraft und wir san klein und dumm
und dieser Frust macht uns stumm
Drah di net um - oh, oh, oh
Schau, schau, der Kommissar geht um - oh, oh, oh
Wenn er die anspricht und du weißt warum,
sag ihm, dein Leben bringt di um
Alles klar Herr Kommissar?
Comments (62)add comment
Ja vohl
Posted 2 years ago by jasko    [ Reply ]
ooooooooh jaaaaa
Posted 2 years ago by Poopsey    [ Reply ]
now where else will one hear the original?  The answer is:  nowhere!  Bravo!  We're dancing.
Posted 2 years ago by billybob123    [ Reply ]
So glad to hear this here(for the first time) rather than that English language bastardization.
Posted 2 years ago by Jelani    [ Reply ]
Toll!
Posted 2 years ago by Dinges,_the_Dude    [ Reply ]
Within 3 hours, this has been played now 5 times...

Thats overdoing it a bit surely...
Posted 4 years ago by VH1    [ Reply ]
oh wow. 
when you listen to the RP standard mix over breakfast and suddenly this pops up and you're like..."wait...wait i know that" and then recognition and then "what the heck? ...on Radio Paradise?" - That was downright weird {#Biggrin}

(I dont know yet if I feel delighted by this cuh-razy mix or not... ah.whoamikidding. Of course I am. Weirdness for the win! Well payed, Bill, well played.) 
Posted 7 years ago by pogowalzer    [ Reply ]
 Vakse wrote:
I don't give a flying fart, I always liked it and I will continue to like it.... 

 
{#High-five}
Posted 8 years ago by ShamanManu    [ Reply ]
I don't give a flying fart, I always liked it and I will continue to like it.... 
Posted 8 years ago by Vakse    [ Reply ]
I often spend time in Germany (Koln), it is suprising how often "Alles klar" gets followed by "herr Kommisar" in normal conversation.   roughly translated something like "everything is fine officer!"
Posted 8 years ago by stunix    [ Reply ]
did Warren Zevon's   "Werewolves Of London" cd  get misplaced and RP had to play this instead?
Posted 8 years ago by Skydog    [ Reply ]
Drah di net um oh oh oh schau schau der Kommissar geht um, oh oh oh  wenn er di anschaut und du waast warum....Alles klar Herr Kommissar! {#Bananajam}Auf Deutsch. Jawohl! Brilliant RP. Never a dull day with RP. Thanks Bill. {#Notworthy}
Posted 8 years ago by Zeekei    [ Reply ]
I LOVE FALCO!!!  THANK YOU, BILL!  {#Daisy}
Posted 8 years ago by kanga311    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
Is that a joke?

FALCO was not a respected artist in Europe - instead a master of cocaine-use,
something that ultimately cost him his life, when he made a high-speed accident
on some island, where he was running an (unsuccesful) studio!

An Austrian Coke-Gigolo - that was Falco!

He is now certainly smiling in his grave, knowing RP played his song!
He was desperately trying to be accepted as a musician, something he never archieved!
Originally he was a lame bassplayer in some unknown Vienna band, before he turned
into FALCO, what has not been his real name! 

 
B U L L S H I T!  Dont know where you think you have this from...but you are wrong, oh you are SOOOOOOOOOOO wrong! LOL!

Go to Vienna and say this out loud: "Falco was not a respected artist in Europe"! And then see what happens.....but maybe you run marathons, so might have a chance in Hell to get away before they hang you from the Riesenrad. LLOOOOOLLLLL {#Beat}{#Moon}
Posted 8 years ago by VH1    [ Reply ]
 stunix wrote:

He doesnt look so well nowadays.

 
Yeah that's because he died in a car crash on 6th Feb. 1998 in Puerto Plata!

Drah di net um oh oh oh schau schau der Kommissar geht um, oh oh oh  wenn er di anschaut und du waast warum....Alles klar Herr Kommissar! Yeah!
Posted 8 years ago by VH1    [ Reply ]
Good catch!  But is there such a thing as a religious Commissar?

 HeyRon wrote:
Is that Ted Cruz on the album cover?

 


Posted 8 years ago by dc_zee    [ Reply ]
 lily34 wrote:



i love this.

and i love hearing this song again.

i wonder how he's aged, what a good looking man he was back in the day.

 
He doesnt look so well nowadays.
Posted 8 years ago by stunix    [ Reply ]
 NeuroJoe wrote:

Lighten up, Francis. 

 

Posted 8 years ago by lily34    [ Reply ]
Always remember: You can't touch this....
Posted 8 years ago by Lindo525    [ Reply ]
 The_Enemy wrote:
"Did you ever rap that thing, Jack?"

Until today, I always heard that line as:

"Do you have a rat bag, by any chance?"

I always figured "rat bag" was a drug reference {#Beat} 

 


i love this.

and i love hearing this song again.

i wonder how he's aged, what a good looking man he was back in the day.
Posted 8 years ago by lily34    [ Reply ]
Jah! Jah!
Posted 8 years ago by idiot_wind    [ Reply ]
Surprise!
Posted 8 years ago by raga    [ Reply ]
"Did you ever rap that thing, Jack?"

Until today, I always heard that line as:

"Do you have a rat bag, by any chance?"

I always figured "rat bag" was a drug reference {#Beat} 
Posted 8 years ago by The_Enemy    [ Reply ]
Ganz wunderbar! Das Original auf Deutsch ist am besten!


Posted 8 years ago by DaMoGan    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
Is that a joke?

FALCO was not a respected artist in Europe - instead a master of cocaine-use,
something that ultimately cost him his life, when he made a high-speed accident
on some island, where he was running an (unsuccesful) studio!

An Austrian Coke-Gigolo - that was Falco!

He is now certainly smiling in his grave, knowing RP played his song!
He was desperately trying to be accepted as a musician, something he never archieved!
Originally he was a lame bassplayer in some unknown Vienna band, before he turned
into FALCO, what has not been his real name! 

 
And so what? You disapprove of his life—and apparently his death. Meh. This is a great song.
Posted 8 years ago by WonderLizard    [ Reply ]
Falco, mein Idol! Er war der beste Saenger aus Oesterreich. Wir vermissen dich :(.{#Boohoo}
Posted 8 years ago by Krakus    [ Reply ]
 Krakus wrote:
Falco!!! The best Austrian music export since Mozart :)!

 
If this meant to hurt people, you did it! if it didn't, you did it anyways... Ouch!
Posted 8 years ago by tupicetti    [ Reply ]
Good 80s fun. Sure to annoy the humorless ones on RP.
Posted 8 years ago by wgsu_1978    [ Reply ]
Oh, boy.... Waaayyyy back.... Still dig the grove! {#Bananajam}
Posted 8 years ago by Troutnskibum    [ Reply ]
lol!!! Soooooo nostalgic of my late teens and 20s lol!
Posted 8 years ago by jocelynsart    [ Reply ]
dang reminiscent of clubbing back in the early 80's... {#Tongue-out}
Posted 8 years ago by moodfood    [ Reply ]
Man, how did I survive the 80s without losing my sense of quality music. But I must admit I cannot stay still at the moment. 
Posted 8 years ago by zurcronium    [ Reply ]
Schau schau!

Alles klar RP!

 
Posted 9 years ago by Blackbirds    [ Reply ]
10 - Einfach Super! Einfach überraschend, das hier zu hören!

Thanks, RP!
Posted 9 years ago by Der_Hamburger    [ Reply ]
Gets tired kind of fast.  This Devo clone forgot to add some bars. 
Posted 9 years ago by kingart    [ Reply ]
A blast from the past.

I am sorry if somebody finds this crap. Granted, it is not The Who, Led Zeppelin. But it is music from past of some people, like me. And it brings some memories.

So, Stingray ease up. Let us be sentimental. 
Posted 9 years ago by Nix    [ Reply ]
A blast from the past {#Cool} 

{#Bananajam}{#Dancingbanana} 
Posted 9 years ago by tgallag    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
Is that a joke?

FALCO was not a respected artist in Europe - instead a master of cocaine-use,
something that ultimately cost him his life, when he made a high-speed accident
on some island, where he was running an (unsuccesful) studio!

An Austrian Coke-Gigolo - that was Falco!

He is now certainly smiling in his grave, knowing RP played his song!
He was desperately trying to be accepted as a musician, something he never archieved!
Originally he was a lame bassplayer in some unknown Vienna band, before he turned
into FALCO, what has not been his real name! 

 
Lighten up, Francis. 
Posted 9 years ago by NeuroJoe    [ Reply ]
wow I was so pleasantly surprised to hear this! {#Bananasplit}
Posted 9 years ago by adpucci    [ Reply ]
Yeah Baby, that's what I like!
Posted 9 years ago by howards    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
Is that a joke?

FALCO was not a respected artist in Europe - instead a master of cocaine-use,
something that ultimately cost him his life, when he made a high-speed accident
on some island, where he was running an (unsuccesful) studio!

An Austrian Coke-Gigolo - that was Falco!

He is now certainly smiling in his grave, knowing RP played his song!
He was desperately trying to be accepted as a musician, something he never archieved!
Originally he was a lame bassplayer in some unknown Vienna band, before he turned
into FALCO, what has not been his real name! 

 
He made some decent songs; this one, rock me amadeus, jeanny, not excellent, but certainly exceeding pop pulp trash of that era. 
Posted 9 years ago by SuperWeh    [ Reply ]
 treatment_bound wrote:

Fun story, but all I can add is:

SCRATCHED HIM WHERE?

 
Manchmal ist es besser, nichts zu wissen.
Posted 9 years ago by Proclivities    [ Reply ]
NICE

Evening Office Work in Austria, listening to FALCO on RadioParadise!

Great!

Thanks 
Posted 9 years ago by clubmate    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
Is that a joke?

FALCO was not a respected artist in Europe - instead a master of cocaine-use,
something that ultimately cost him his life, when he made a high-speed accident
on some island, where he was running an (unsuccesful) studio!

An Austrian Coke-Gigolo - that was Falco!

He is now certainly smiling in his grave, knowing RP played his song!
He was desperately trying to be accepted as a musician, something he never archieved!
Originally he was a lame bassplayer in some unknown Vienna band, before he turned
into FALCO, what has not been his real name! 

 
Was he a Scientologist too?  {#Roflol}

No one does outrage like you do, Stingray. Don't go changin'...
Posted 9 years ago by kcar    [ Reply ]
Is that Ted Cruz on the album cover?
Posted 9 years ago by HeyRon    [ Reply ]
This is a funny feeling; it's close to midnight here in germany, listening to radio paradise and to my surprise there are coming german lyrics out of my speakers :) Thanks for your always great music selection. Best regards from germany
Posted 9 years ago by asche    [ Reply ]
Is that a joke?

FALCO was not a respected artist in Europe - instead a master of cocaine-use,
something that ultimately cost him his life, when he made a high-speed accident
on some island, where he was running an (unsuccesful) studio!

An Austrian Coke-Gigolo - that was Falco!

He is now certainly smiling in his grave, knowing RP played his song!
He was desperately trying to be accepted as a musician, something he never archieved!
Originally he was a lame bassplayer in some unknown Vienna band, before he turned
into FALCO, what has not been his real name! 
Posted 9 years ago by Stingray    [ Reply ]
 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

The next weekend, a little nightclub had some local bands doing the punk rock thing, including a set from some kids calling themselves Somebody Scratched Falco. 

 
Fun story, but all I can add is:

SCRATCHED HIM WHERE?
Posted 9 years ago by treatment_bound    [ Reply ]

Posted 9 years ago by Baby_M    [ Reply ]
At the college radio station, the DJ was putting together an awesome set and needed to play a Falco song. He grabbed the album with about 12 seconds to go, cued up the segue and saw a huge deliberate gash cut across the entire album. He couldn't play the song and the other song had ended so he flipped on the microphone to fill with some witty banter while his other hand fumbled for *anything* handy to play, a PSA or something... but instead of witty banter, all listeners heard was the end of the first song, dead air, then "SOMEBODY SCRATCHED FALCO!!!!" *followed by some off-mic sobbing/swearing.
 
The next weekend, a little nightclub had some local bands doing the punk rock thing, including a set from some kids calling themselves Somebody Scratched Falco. 
Posted 9 years ago by ScottFromWyoming    [ Reply ]
Either radio Paradise has been invaded, or Bill has temporarily taken leave of his senses!  Enough!! Stop this noise!
Posted 9 years ago by oilydwarf    [ Reply ]
10 because my wife has a huge smile on her face...
Posted 9 years ago by john92    [ Reply ]
Come on --- this is more excellent than I remember.
Posted 9 years ago by akdavey    [ Reply ]
Well, I'm just old enough to have heard this song when it first came out.  I think it ages pretty well; certainly better than other songs of its era (Eye of the Tiger anyone?)
 
Posted 9 years ago by Nerubo    [ Reply ]
I was introduced to this in 1982 by a German friend in Heidelberg.  Part of Neue Deutsche Welle.  I'll always like this song...
Posted 9 years ago by timmywilson    [ Reply ]
Much better version..Yah?
Posted 9 years ago by Rockit999    [ Reply ]
Falco!!! The best Austrian music export since Mozart :)!
Posted 9 years ago by Krakus    [ Reply ]
Yes great fun this is.!!!
Posted 9 years ago by chris_the_man    [ Reply ]
Leider gibt's kein Falco mehr...
Posted 9 years ago by Dinges,_the_Dude    [ Reply ]
{#Lol}
Posted 9 years ago by sirdroseph    [ Reply ]
FALCO,  WAS MACHSTE HIER ? {#Surprised}
Posted 15 years ago by martindi    [ Reply ]
only the good die young... Falco was great listen to "Amadeus"
Posted 16 years ago by clemenza    [ Reply ]