[ ]   [ ]   [ ]                        [ ]      [ ]   [ ]
Lady GaGa — Poker Face
Album: The Fame
Avg rating:
4.7

Your rating:
Total ratings: 1024









Released: 2008
Length: 3:55
Plays (last 30 days): 0
share tweet wikiwebsitesearchamg
cd
mp3
search
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas please
Fold 'em let 'em hit me raise it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me, I love it
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Comments (280)add comment
 pfreet wrote:

If this was some obscure Scandinavian artist, the ratings would all be 7s and 8s. I truly feel there are pretentious people on RP who see the name, click 1 and PSD.  You're missing out on a lot of fun.



Agreed, when listening objectively, it's not a bad song. 

The narrow-minded smug idiots that think they are so 'open-minded' always remind me of the Mondriaan quote:

”Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized” — Piet Mondriaan
Posted 6 months ago by SuperWeh    [ Reply ]
I'm a 64 year old previous biker and rocker, and the olds that don't like Gaga don't have the ability to recognise a real gem in a sea of modern autotuned computer generated bollox. Open your ears you plonkers :-D 
Posted 10 months ago by Silvervanman    [ Reply ]
Nooooo, please no.  Radio Paradise is supposed to be about discovering new and lesser known artists.  This is Top40.   Please take it out of rotation
Posted 10 months ago by theirongiant    [ Reply ]
What the actual fuck!? 

LOL
Posted 10 months ago by Zep    [ Reply ]
trash
Posted 10 months ago by jelgator    [ Reply ]
 Cancer12 wrote:

Okay, so I got to 2019 and never listened to a full Gaga song and couldn't name one. So I thought I'd try this one. Couldn't get past a minute and a half. There's something dead and soulless about her music (to me). Rating: 1  But "10" for the surprise factor on RP.



Then you missed the best part I imagine.  "Bluffin' with my muffin" rates high on the giggle factor don't it?  Heh!
Posted 11 months ago by Highlowsel    [ Reply ]
If this was some obscure Scandinavian artist, the ratings would all be 7s and 8s. I truly feel there are pretentious people on RP who see the name, click 1 and PSD.  You're missing out on a lot of fun.
Posted 11 months ago by pfreet    [ Reply ]
 damonlazer wrote:

Well, there it is, plain as day if you just listen:

Fu-fu-fu-po-ker
fu-fu-fu-ker face.

Very clever getting that past the censors.



What's your point? 
Posted 1 year ago by vandal    [ Reply ]
comeone folks look at this playlist from The Dandy Warhols to Artie Shaw does it get any better, he just threw in Poker Face to see if we were really listening, not to mention its by a brilliant artist. Keep it up Bill. Best station ever.
Posted 1 year ago by jayshaw    [ Reply ]
Posted 1 year ago by sajitjacob    [ Reply ]
Well, there it is, plain as day if you just listen:

Fu-fu-fu-po-ker
fu-fu-fu-ker face.

Very clever getting that past the censors.
Posted 1 year ago by damonlazer    [ Reply ]
It took a while, but I'm now gaga for Gaga.
Posted 1 year ago by Ipse_Dixit    [ Reply ]
"Bluffin with my muffin" gets bonus points
Posted 2 years ago by johnnycache    [ Reply ]
 mrtuba9 wrote:

I love not being the "29%'rs"!!!



9   10!!!
Posted 2 years ago by mrtuba9    [ Reply ]
 Athyrius wrote:
 Tippster wrote:


As it should be.  All you old fart haters probably hated Blonfie's "Rapture" too.  Get over yourselves.

My wife is shaking her booty and smiling her butt off.  I love Radio Paradise.
 Right on, brother at arms!

 
I love not being the "29%'rs"!!!
Posted 4 years ago by mrtuba9    [ Reply ]
Okay, so I got to 2019 and never listened to a full Gaga song and couldn't name one. So I thought I'd try this one. Couldn't get past a minute and a half. There's something dead and soulless about her music (to me). Rating: 1  But "10" for the surprise factor on RP.
Posted 4 years ago by Cancer12    [ Reply ]
I danced in my back yard with my earbuds in and my feral cats seemed to be saying "what the hell is she up to?" 

You never cease to amaze me, Bill. 
Posted 4 years ago by heynow10    [ Reply ]
 master_betty wrote:
wonderful lyrics!

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
 
SOOOOO, you never got past the first five lines?
Posted 4 years ago by countyman    [ Reply ]
 Tippster wrote:


As it should be.  All you old fart haters probably hated Blonfie's "Rapture" too.  Get over yourselves.

My wife is shaking her booty and smiling her butt off.  I love Radio Paradise.
 Right on, brother at arms!

Posted 4 years ago by Athyrius    [ Reply ]
So much hate for the new faces in the pop scene, come on ya old fogies!!!  Stop bein' haters!
Posted 4 years ago by Athyrius    [ Reply ]
 jkamm14 wrote:


RP style = Whatever Bill damn well feels like playing  
 

As it should be.  All you old fart haters probably hated Blonfie's "Rapture" too.  Get over yourselves.

My wife is shaking her booty and smiling her butt off.  I love Radio Paradise.
Posted 4 years ago by Tippster    [ Reply ]
  gotta luv her..  
Posted 4 years ago by moodfood    [ Reply ]
I prefer songs that are sung and instruments that are played.
Posted 4 years ago by impediguy    [ Reply ]
Expect everything from RP! 
Posted 4 years ago by dkgillett    [ Reply ]
You go, Bill G! Variety is the spice of life. Wouldn’t want a constant diet of this, but once in a while, why not? pxd
Posted 4 years ago by pxd    [ Reply ]
Well, this was a surprise. Don't hate it though! Perked me right up! 
Posted 4 years ago by Punkysoup    [ Reply ]
This song is catchy, granted. But not at all what I'm looking for when I go to RP.
Posted 4 years ago by ChrisInSeattle    [ Reply ]
Make the mean  woman stop.
Posted 4 years ago by aelfheld    [ Reply ]
wonderful lyrics!

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Posted 4 years ago by master_betty    [ Reply ]
Haha, nice one Bill!
Posted 4 years ago by Floyd62    [ Reply ]
 mrtuba9 wrote:
I ick wrote:
"Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin"

That's lyrical genius right there.  
 

I just love the histogram on this song!!! I gave it an 8 h8ters!!!
 

8 -- > 9 !!!
Posted 4 years ago by mrtuba9    [ Reply ]
I ick wrote:
"Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin"

That's lyrical genius right there.  
 

I just love the histogram on this song!!! I gave it an 8 h8ters!!!
Posted 5 years ago by mrtuba9    [ Reply ]
"Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin"

That's lyrical genius right there.  
Posted 5 years ago by ick    [ Reply ]
This is exactly why I love RP. Never quite predictable! Thanks for the surprise, BillG!
Posted 5 years ago by ProfessionalGeek    [ Reply ]
lol at all the 1 snobs. That tells me they all spend a lot of time listening to commercial pop radio. I couldn't have told you who this was for $100. Got a pretty wicked hook. 7.
Posted 5 years ago by ScottFromWyoming    [ Reply ]
I’m giving this a 7 just for “bluffin’ with my muffin”
Posted 5 years ago by Jakethemuss    [ Reply ]
Oh no!!! What`s wrong ? Never agaain!
Posted 5 years ago by christoph.schieck727    [ Reply ]
Sorry, had to just hit "stop" and close the computer.
Posted 5 years ago by MilesW    [ Reply ]
This is horrible.  Music like this is why I don't listen to commercial radio anymore.  :(
Posted 5 years ago by jelgator    [ Reply ]
{#Devil_pimp}loved her on American horror story
Posted 5 years ago by primm    [ Reply ]
 rpdevotee wrote:
Poker Face and Lady Gaga win the award for "Least appropriate song on Radio Paradise"
 
Certainly there's nothing paradisiacal about the song.


Posted 5 years ago by aelfheld    [ Reply ]
 rpdevotee wrote:
Poker Face and Lady Gaga win the award for "Least appropriate song on Radio Paradise"
 
Strange, someone who actually makes that decision seems to disagree.
Posted 5 years ago by dwhayslett    [ Reply ]
LOVE IT!!!!
Posted 5 years ago by pwilster    [ Reply ]
 ziakut wrote:
Ok...bring on the anger and hate for Lady GaGa on RP. I'm not necessarily a fan of LG...BUT I do welcome hearing this here on RP. It only adds to the variety of the vast genres and styles on this station. I feel the elitists need to chill. The snobby RP listeners who claim there's no place for this here...are merely subjective hypocrites. Chill out everyone! It's only 3 or 4 minutes of your precious listening time. Additionally, RP covers your impatient selves with the PSD button. Eat a cookie! Ok...soapbox officially over! Well...probably not...but...hmmm.
 
Amen, totally agree.  Too many ‘subjective hypocrits’ when all the station wants to do is play all kinds of music for its diverse audience.  I give it a 10 with no shame.
Posted 5 years ago by inozjeff    [ Reply ]
PSD - quick!
Posted 5 years ago by adib    [ Reply ]
Wtff?? Really?? Reject good music but play this commercialised total shite?? Really?
Posted 5 years ago by Neil66    [ Reply ]
I don't really expect to hear this song on RP.
Posted 5 years ago by PhishSauce    [ Reply ]
What is going on in my head right now?  Please make it stop.
Posted 5 years ago by Zachsdad    [ Reply ]
I, and the rest of my office, are all rocking out to Mother Monster. Keep playing the awesome tracks, Bill!
Posted 5 years ago by CrispyDruid    [ Reply ]
Poker Face and Lady Gaga win the award for "Least appropriate song on Radio Paradise"
Posted 5 years ago by rpdevotee    [ Reply ]
She's sold 100 mill records! Wish Bill hadn't bought one of them :-/ Glad to see the amount of 1 ratings here :-)
Posted 5 years ago by DavidStrand    [ Reply ]
Like your sense of humour guys. We totally forgot about this song. Haven't heard it in ages. Brilliant.
Posted 5 years ago by cropduster    [ Reply ]
The first time I have sat through this song.....
Posted 5 years ago by Aud    [ Reply ]
"Average Rating: 4.3"....Nuff said
Posted 5 years ago by rpdevotee    [ Reply ]
This is trash? Bleeeee
Posted 5 years ago by adi84    [ Reply ]
{#Sad}(Mum mum mum mah), just saying...
Posted 5 years ago by frecko    [ Reply ]
Are u fokkin kiddin me
Posted 5 years ago by TerrorGovernor    [ Reply ]
Has BoneyM been credited for the Ma Baker hacking?
Posted 5 years ago by eveliko    [ Reply ]
Not a fan of the music ....but the lady does have a voice.
Posted 5 years ago by alain.brault    [ Reply ]
Not sure it's bigotry, but definitely snobbery.  {#Snooty}

ScottishWillie wrote:

Well said. It appears to me that bigotry and snobbery is alive and well in this forum.



 

Posted 5 years ago by skooba    [ Reply ]
I heard lyrics that aren't included with the printed lyrics for this tune here.
Posted 5 years ago by the_jake    [ Reply ]
expatlar wrote:
My wife made me leave this on because our 13-yr-old granddaughter loves it and knows all the words. That is all I will say about it.
 
Does your wife know this song's about giving head?
Posted 5 years ago by juicymouth    [ Reply ]
The addition of this song to RP ensures us that there are still RP snobs out there judging from all the comments. Lighten up. Lady Gaga isn't so bad.
Posted 5 years ago by ziakut    [ Reply ]
I was going to rant about this song being in the station. Until the chorus, where I started to Groove.
Posted 5 years ago by shakylegs    [ Reply ]
 ScottishWillie wrote:
Well said. It appears to me that bigotry and snobbery is alive and well in this forum. 

Dreck is dreck.  Acknowledging that is neither bigoted nor snobbish.
Posted 5 years ago by aelfheld    [ Reply ]
My polka face
Posted 5 years ago by MayBaby    [ Reply ]
Ahahahahaaaa, this is epic! RP never stops with surprises!
Posted 5 years ago by m00n3east    [ Reply ]
She was great on SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdm3zV61Pbo
Posted 5 years ago by igor    [ Reply ]
Time to hit "stop" and close the laptop.
Posted 5 years ago by MilesW    [ Reply ]
Really Bill??
Posted 5 years ago by master_betty    [ Reply ]
Thanks Bill and Rebecca! Not sure what rating I'd give this song but you guys get the proverbial 11 for your choices.
Posted 5 years ago by jameshay    [ Reply ]
I'm here only to read the comments 😬
Posted 5 years ago by steppr    [ Reply ]
 jkamm14 wrote:


RP style = Whatever Bill damn well feels like playing  
 

Just plain fun!
Posted 5 years ago by mrtuba9    [ Reply ]
 ziakut wrote:
Ok...bring on the anger and hate for Lady GaGa on RP. I'm not necessarily a fan of LG...BUT I do welcome hearing this here on RP. It only adds to the variety of the vast genres and styles on this station. I feel the elitists need to chill. The snobby RP listeners who claim there's no place for this here...are merely subjective hypocrites. Chill out everyone! It's only 3 or 4 minutes of your precious listening time. Additionally, RP covers your impatient selves with the PSD button.  You really have nothing to complain about. Ok...soapbox officially over!
 
Well said. It appears to me that bigotry and snobbery is alive and well in this forum.

Posted 5 years ago by ScottishWillie    [ Reply ]
 jimtyrrell wrote:
Oh No. The pop world on RP?
Thanks RP, we know its out there but for us 24 7 RP folks its sometimes good to hear why we are listeners.
 
Ha!  Indeed.  But then again.....it ain't all that bad a tune.  You just have to be in the mood; and tolerate this as an attempt by RP to be more....expansive? 

It's a big world out there, and more and more of it is listening to RP so allowing for a wider range of tastes is to be expected, and accepted. 

After all, the idea of RP ruling this medium......well....to my mind that ain't a bad "thang," is it?  It's an example of Digital "radio" at its finest, eh?..

Highlow
American Net'Zen.
Posted 5 years ago by Highlowsel    [ Reply ]
Ok...bring on the anger and hate for Lady GaGa on RP. I'm not necessarily a fan of LG...BUT I do welcome hearing this here on RP. It only adds to the variety of the vast genres and styles on this station. I feel the elitists need to chill. The snobby RP listeners who claim there's no place for this here...are merely subjective hypocrites. Chill out everyone! It's only 3 or 4 minutes of your precious listening time. Additionally, RP covers your impatient selves with the PSD button. Eat a cookie! Ok...soapbox officially over! Well...probably not...but...hmmm.
Posted 5 years ago by ziakut    [ Reply ]
Bill, once again, proving how truly eclectic RP is.  Never thought I'd hear Gaga on RP.  Kinda hoping I never had to, but that's the beauty of RP!  PSD... {#Cheesygrin}
Posted 5 years ago by FeatFanMike    [ Reply ]
Wow! Didn't expect this but that's the joy of Bill and Rebecca's quirky style.
Play on!
{#Dancingbanana_2}
{#Sunny}
Posted 5 years ago by sunybuny    [ Reply ]
Why, yes! It does feel like a Gaga kind of morning. Thank you, Bill. 
Posted 5 years ago by dontcallmeJenny    [ Reply ]
I have been told on good authority that this lady has some serious talent.  I tend to not argue these days...
Posted 5 years ago by DaidyBoy    [ Reply ]
What a waste of a tremendous voice.
Posted 5 years ago by cavemanleong    [ Reply ]
Oh No. The pop world on RP? Thanks RP, we know its out there but for us 24 7 RP folks its sometimes good to hear why we are listeners.
Posted 5 years ago by jimtyrrell    [ Reply ]
 tfioreze wrote:

It tells us that approximately 6 out 10 RP listeners cannot stand listening to this song.
 
Not really.  4 is "Acceptable", which seems a far cry from "cannot stand listening to this song".
Posted 5 years ago by dwhayslett    [ Reply ]
Lot of respect for her for a long time. Seems like a genuine talent and performer. Not a fan, tho. I've heard this on RP but nowhere else because I don't listen to what passes for radio anymore. If you told me to name a Gaga song I'd come up with nothing. This is okay. 7. Wouldn't care if some other songs from her got played. It's worth 4 minutes a month to have some familiarity with new stuff. 

*sees that this is from 2008*

Welp, nevermind that last point.
Posted 5 years ago by ScottFromWyoming    [ Reply ]
Please don’t play this Shite again.
Posted 5 years ago by Zachsdad    [ Reply ]
Really RP? No. Please.
Posted 5 years ago by galste    [ Reply ]
Perhaps not my favorite RP tune. Perhaps a 1. Perhaps PSD. Yes.
Posted 5 years ago by mgtom    [ Reply ]
 rpdevotee wrote:
What does a 4.2 listener rating tell us about the popularity of this song?
 
It tells us that approximately 6 out 10 RP listeners cannot stand listening to this song.
Posted 5 years ago by tfioreze    [ Reply ]
What does a 4.2 listener rating tell us about the popularity of this song?
Posted 5 years ago by rpdevotee    [ Reply ]
 robin_at_domani wrote:
How does THIS get played on RP?
{#Stop} 
 
RP is eclectic (https://www.dictionary.com/browse/eclectic) radio {#Smile}.
Isn't it funny to hear something so out of ordinary list from time to time?
Posted 5 years ago by mojcamojca77    [ Reply ]
 Toff wrote:

What exactly is Radio Paradise style?
 

RP style = Whatever Bill damn well feels like playing  
Posted 5 years ago by jkamm14    [ Reply ]
Hey the woman's a business genius!  And talented!!  I find her an amazing package of all-around entertainment.  Stop it haters....we all listen to terrible stuff YOU like and don't complain (ok, some do!!)
Posted 5 years ago by Randomax    [ Reply ]
 bluematrix wrote:
Ha, not a big fan, but love that Bill isn't afraid to play things that fit his secret algorithms for playlists. Damn the comments and full steam ahead into ecleticity!
 
EXACTLY!!!!!
Posted 5 years ago by rmaple53    [ Reply ]
A tiny bit of me is happy to hear Lady GaGa on RP.  Very tiny.  But still there.
Posted 5 years ago by canimina    [ Reply ]
More enjoyable than that Porcupine guy.
Posted 5 years ago by jkamm14    [ Reply ]
I think this is a way to confirm that the listeners are in fact using the rating feature.  I know I had to hit the button!
 
Posted 5 years ago by epiclectic    [ Reply ]
 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
  
If JulyBaby would just show up to settle this debate...
 
Eh, well 133 one votes at the moment. {#Wave}
Posted 5 years ago by MayBaby    [ Reply ]
You know, I kind of like that Bill likes to mess with us sometimes.
Posted 5 years ago by dmcanany    [ Reply ]
Mum mum mum mah, but not in a good way.
Posted 5 years ago by Webfoot    [ Reply ]
Hey, we made her wait ten years to get airplay here. I think that's fair.
Posted 5 years ago by cmrump    [ Reply ]
Great call RP - Keep us on our toes!
Posted 5 years ago by Hey_Porter    [ Reply ]
My wife made me leave this on because our 13-yr-old granddaughter loves it and knows all the words. That is all I will say about it.
Posted 5 years ago by ExpatLarry    [ Reply ]
Ha, not a big fan, but love that Bill isn't afraid to play things that fit his secret algorithms for playlists. Damn the comments and full steam ahead into ecleticity!
Posted 5 years ago by bluematrix    [ Reply ]
I actually prefer this over most Bob Dylan songs!
Posted 5 years ago by quintana    [ Reply ]
Bill has been in the shrubbery again!
Posted 5 years ago by Rockit9    [ Reply ]
 delfincek wrote:
What? This probably someone planted inside and sabotaged your music database :). This is not exactly Radio Paradise style.
 
What exactly is Radio Paradise style?
Posted 5 years ago by Toff    [ Reply ]
How does THIS get played on RP?
{#Stop} 
Posted 5 years ago by robin_at_domani    [ Reply ]
Eh what?
Posted 5 years ago by Bystander    [ Reply ]
Just... no.
Posted 5 years ago by CDextrous    [ Reply ]
Seriously?? on RP???  No thank you....
Posted 5 years ago by jnesser    [ Reply ]
This is just wrong.
Posted 5 years ago by VV    [ Reply ]
Eh, I prefer the version by Cartman from "South Park".
Posted 5 years ago by jkamm14    [ Reply ]
 MayBaby wrote:
What? Meat Dress? On here? {#Cheesygrin}
 
 junebaby65 wrote:
I think she's pretty. However, I've heard this song so many times at the gym, I can't deal with it anymore.
   
If JulyBaby would just show up to settle this debate...
Posted 5 years ago by ScottFromWyoming    [ Reply ]
For context this gets a 7. 
Posted 5 years ago by GChevy410    [ Reply ]
Come on! It shows, that RP has a certain sense of humour. Keep surpising me RP. I like that. change and variety is good and necessary, always and everywhere.
Posted 5 years ago by rafiki    [ Reply ]
Been a listener for many years and have never left a negative comment or given a 1.

Lady GaGa is just not my bag and she's getting a 1 from me. 
Posted 5 years ago by Propayne    [ Reply ]
Well, THIS was a surprise...of some kind Next up: Rick Astley
DeadHeads, tape over your PSD button {#Roflol}
Posted 5 years ago by maxvonevil    [ Reply ]
don't particularly like or dislike this song but I think it is great that you play it. Each song should be judged on its own merits, not on anything else.
Posted 5 years ago by SuperWeh    [ Reply ]
What the Hell... Lady Gaga? LADY GAGA ON RADIO PARADISE? Bill, are you kidding us? {#Arghhh}
Posted 5 years ago by Nenelena    [ Reply ]
What? This probably someone planted inside and sabotaged your music database :). This is not exactly Radio Paradise style.
Posted 5 years ago by delfincek    [ Reply ]