Bill Maher:  "America is a country, now it is two Americas, there's like a progressive European nation that a lot of us live in or would like to live in and it's being strangled by the Sarah Palins of the world.  It can't quite be born because this other stupid Redneck nation won't allow it."

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

Powerful Women's  Motto:

Live your life in such a way that
when your feet hit the floor in the  morning,
Satan shudders & says...
'Oh shit....she's awake!!''

"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"

Anonymous

Lawyer: Now, doctor, which way would someone fall after receiving a twelve-gauge shotgun blast directly in the chest?

Witness: Down.

~ actual courtroom testimony

What is fear of poverty but poverty itself?
-Kahlil Gibran


(I fink it woz when 'e woz tellin' da punters not to hoard stuff).

 smokinsean wrote: 
Excellent post.

"Ghandi's seven sins:
Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Knowledge without character
Commerce without morality
Science without humility
Worship without sacrifice
Politics without principle"

"She's worked with her hands and nose." - John McCain about Sarah Palin

"He's a tough guy Obama.  He may not want to do this for political reasons and all that.  But I looked at him eye to eye.  He's not a wimp.  He's not a wimpy guy"  - Bill O'Reilly

Antigone wrote:
by 40, if my best friend and i weren't married, we were going to buy a duplex together.

sometimes...well, you know!!

 lily34 wrote: 
Duplexes seem to be a good alternative to living under one roof!

Antigone wrote:


i love that one too.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Katharine Hepburn

saltysanford wrote:
hey salty   Welcome to the forums!

 honeygirl wrote: 
 

Because Barbara said it:

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush   ~

Responsibility is the conscientious act of elevating a common right into a deed of service to self & to others     ~ Nuggler

heh heh

"The best way of avenging yourself is not to become like the wrongdoer."

and

"Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years.  Death hangs over you.  While you live, while it is in your power, be good."

Marcus Aurelius

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

Arthur 'Bugs' Baer