Manbird wrote: buzz wrote: 
well, someone certainly had a lot of time on their hands...

 Manbird wrote: 
when you're in a hurry, nothing beats sex o the fly. 

       

 

 buzz wrote: 

No, they are fine I can't catch them to save my life. Fast little suckers. Will have to wait till I get really hungry and we have to eat them, my speed will improve then.

 sirdroseph wrote: 
i feel bad for the chickens

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 aflanigan wrote: 
Spot on! My wife actually has started dropping me off at strange places to catch a break!

 sirdroseph wrote: 

Tell her not to worry.  At your age, Alzheimer's disease will soon resolve the problem.

An old man was sitting on a bench and a young man sat down next to him. All of a sudden the old man starts to cry and the young man asks him whats wrong. The old man replies "I've had an increase in my sex drive lately, and my wife has finally consented to make love twice a month instead of once a month." The young man replies then why the hell are you crying? The old man replies, "I forgot where i live!!!!"

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
Yeah, I'll certainly live better knowing that.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 

Hey, I didn't start this thread!

um. thanks for sharing?

I don't know what is going on with me, but ever since I started working out and eating clean about 2 years ago my sex drive is totally out of control and shows no signs of slowing down.  My wife just cannot keep up, I actually feel bad for her!

 fuzzy wrote: 
 
I'll bet it was too. Those two are totally lost in each other.

Wow....what a hot album cover.
 
 

 

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 kysmet wrote: 
 

 hippiechick wrote: 
ooooOOOOOOooooo!

 pigtail wrote: 
You're new around here, aren't you? 

YES PLEASE!

 helenofjoy wrote: 
For those of you who are flying solo, or would like to add a little something

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