sirdroseph wrote: 

I often think to myself that some people should just live together and quit making it legal. All they do is make attorneys rich. I also think (and I know this sounds horrible) that if people do have marriages, there can be renewal period every 5 years to stay or go without any legals becoming involved. That is just the nature of marriage these days...many people settle/choose too quickly....or a partner changes drastically on them...or worse things....and then find that they really don't want to have to pay for the mistake with the rest of their lives. If the "for life" stigma/burden is removed, maybe it would be easier for people to decide to find happiness.

/2 cents

 hippiechick wrote:

Might have something to do with him not saying it, at least not first. That was originally by Louis Grizzard.

In fact most of these are misattributed. Still funny, but part of the humor is who said them.

 sirdroseph wrote: 
Didn't stop him from getting married (and divorced) again

 justlistening wrote: 

Hands down, the best one!

 justlistening wrote: 

 hippiechick wrote: 
For the likes of you & I, maybe, but its a long shot once you reach certain realizations in life since all that sensual pleasure stimulates are the lower chakras. The anti-Christ himself said that POWER is the ultimate aphrodisiac. When you reach that level of privilege sex becomes nothing more than a perk to be had whenever & with whomever you choose, regardless of the age of the victim.

 nuggler wrote: 
Sex feels a whole lot better

 hippiechick wrote: 

Are you being deliberately naive ? Politics is sex. Everything is sex. Think about it.

I think if we talked about sex more than we talked about politics, the world would be a better place.

Great Sex Quotes

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me Neither.
—Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
—Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chance for a date on Saturday night.
—Rodney Dangerfield

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
—Tom Clancy

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading"
—Steve Jobs

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
—Jack Nicholson

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
—Barbara Bush

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
—Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
—Robert De Niro

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
—Rod Stewart

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
—Robin Williams

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
—George Burns

 Manbird wrote: 

 hippiechick wrote: 

I'd say yes. Imagine catching your partner sexting or one of the other things...

 hippiechick wrote: 

If it makes you feel shitty that your significant other/spouse is doing it then it doesn't matter what it's called.  If the other person is hiding it then it doesn't matter what it's called - you only hide things if you know they will be viewed as wrong.

EDIT:

Basically it's what you define as cheating in your relationship.  If this were my relationship it would be cheating.

Okay, lot of talk going on about this now...

What is cheating? Is sexting cheating? How about sex chat? Skype sex?

 romeotuma wrote: 
How about violins?

If there is someone brave enough to confidentially answer a question about porn for me, please pm me. Thanks

Woo Hooo ...
          

 DaveInVA wrote: 
Wow, is nothing sacred